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it is what it is - louis diblasi lyrics

it is what it is lyrics
[title]
it is what it is

[verse 1]
he trolls the web late at night
she’ll be your date if the money is right
all the men cl!ck to see
300 baby i’ll set you free

[pre*chorus]
my life is what it is
this body is all i have to give

[verse 2]
her dad said she’ll go real far
you’re a princess darlin thats who you are
daddy daddy i’ve gone real far
my sugar daddy made me a p*rno star

[chorus]
she says life is what it is
this body is all i have to give
my life is what it is
this body is all i have to give

[interlude]
woah did you just see that
well she always claimed to be the talented one
yea i know but i nеver knew how talentеd she was
grasshopper when you can take the stone from my hand
who the h*ll are you mr. miyagi
hey did you guys here about the new cyber stings
the what?
the new cyber sting
you know all those girls that hang out on craigslist
looking for dates
well they got a new cyber sting
tell us grasshopper, did you get stung?
yea i got stung
it was a late january night
and it was bitter freezing cold
so i headed down to craigslist
cl!cked on erotic exotic services
and answered the add
you mean the add
yeah i mean the add
you answered bootyful you female
looking for well to do gentleman $ $ $
well did she write back
she sure did she sain
i want 300 dollars in cash
come and met me at the sunrise hotel in hackensack room 13
so what did you do
i got my clothes on and went down to the sunrise hotel
like any good man would
i knocked on the door
and she answered
she said come on in put the money on the table and take off all your clothes
so what did you do?
i went right in put the money on the table and took off all my clothes
i took off my shirt
i was down to my skippies
i was almost naked
and the police came bursting through the closet
and said surprise whats up
i said i don’t know what’s up
they said get on the floor
and they threw me on the floor
and put my hands behind my back and handcuffed me
and said you have the right to remain silent
anything you say silent be silent
rights to left and left to rights
they took me out in the bitter cold
and just as i was about to get in the back of the cop car
she yelled out the door
i’ll see you in cyberland

[chorus]
my life is
this life is
my life
it’s all i got to give

written by louis diblasi 2008

- louis diblasi lyrics

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