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queso colleen - lookpastthesweat lyrics

queso colleen lyrics
[intro]
i do not know what to say
i want to run away
he is scaring me, okay?
he is really, really g*y
this is the only f*cking way
jesus loves me and you, okay?
but he doesn’t like larray
and by larray, i mean lawrence
i can’t even finish my sentence

[verse 1]
i was sitting on the couch watching i’m becoming colleen
i was also eating popcorn, because i am such a queen
but then i heard a knock, and i went to go check
and the next thing that happened, was surprising as freaking heck

[pre*chorus]
it was, my worst, worst nightmare
i wanted to, pull out my hair
ooooooo

[chorus]
looky, looky who it is
he’s at my f*cking doorstep
he hands me a note, and thеn i go and read it
dear so&so, i’m sorry
pleasе forgive me, please, please
add me on snap, and then i hand it to my bestie
she reads it so quickly, and is so surprised
i open the door again, and there is tears in his eyes
i look down at him with shock, ’cause he’s so d*mn pathetic
after i’m done with him, zo zu zo, he’ll need a prosthetic leg
[verse 2}
back on track, lookin’ like a sad hoe
he said, “you don’t forgive me do you?”
heh, b*tch no!
so, then i start laughing and snorting at him
because of course i don’t forgive him, he needs to work out in the gym
the mental gym, the mental hospital
’cause he’s a stupid, stupid, stupid, p**py b*tthole

[pre*chorus]
then, all of a sudden
i saw, my bestie came up right to me
she said it was fine
little lawrence, zo zu zee

[chorus]
he, said that he f*cked up
he only wanted to be friends with benefits
’cause he meant emotionally
that was such a lie
he’s kinky, he scares me, he, he, he scares me
he asked for my besties snap, so she could go text him
that was a motherf*cking lie, she actually hates him
get ignored, hoe
our nipples? he wants to squeeze them
[outro]
he is such a manipulative wh0re, and he smells like taco, in a bag, and sweat, and parmesan cheese
i’m so angry, i hope i never see him again, you f*cking furry, greasy, apple sauce motherf*cker
why do you wanna squeeze our nipples so badly?
you f*cking creep, weirdo, pedo, please never talk to us again
you spicy sweet chilli dorito slob
you don’t forgive me do you? waaaah shut the actual f*ck up you (tim burton!) dumb b*tch
tim burton!

- lookpastthesweat lyrics

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