kidd - london yellow lyrics
[verse 1: london yellow]
i don’t flush the toilet because i’m the sh*t (o*o*okay, r*t*rd)
yes, i see a big t*rd and i identify with it (hey friend)
i must be a bad girl because i spit
you are a good girl, swallow my kids
i don’t got no fans, i got a whole bunch of kids
i’m your last fan, and you just posted cringe
you don’t hate me, that stuff is pretend
you see my cute face, get a big old grin
[verse 2: kidd koolaid]
kidd koolaid, the p**p, the smelly, the farty
when they play my music, everybody leave the party
that was kinda mean, but i got a jar of p**p
that i sell in the streets so i can pay my rent
my favorite song is protect ya neck
and i think it was madе by 50 cent
he is my idol, and i pray to him
when i go and, yеah
[verse 3: london yellow]
i am harder than a 3*week*old t*rd
i am flyer than 47 birds
no you guys aren’t, you should unrecord your verse
young london yellow came through, p**ped in the purse
i’m a dead meme, boys and girls, you heard it first
sh*tting on you even though i’m the worst
london yellow’s weird and he keeps getting uglier
and he keeps getting stupider and he keeps getting richer
[verse 4: kidd koolaid]
i never sold any shirts, but i did sell some fish that drowned in my bowl when i was six
my mom paid good money for it
but she flushed it down the toilet, i was like “what the frick?”
mom, that wasn’t cashmoneyap
when i was little baby, i used to spray pee
i still do, but now i spray poo
if you got a problem with me, then i spray it at you
d*mn, this beat is so fire
look at me man, i’m a hitman for hire
if this song makes you frown
i have these shoes made for clowns
i see your p**p, and i wanna have a l!ck
if you won’t let me, you meet my boom stick
it will k!ll you with one hit
but there’s a high probability that i’ll miss
but that’s fine, because i got an ak
that i shoot when it will spray, ay
spray at yo’ face, ay, then i run away, ay
’cause i don’t wanna freakin’ catch a case, ay
i am scared of the police
no i’m not, i’m just highly obese
so that means i gotta run away earlier
so i don’t get catched latererer
and i got a mac, your mom likes it when i hit it from the back
yeah, then you will meet my gat
it will say hi, and then you will die
yeah, you will layin’ on a pool of blood on the floor
but then i revive you, and you wake up
so i take out my mac and shoot you some more
godd*mn, how much of this beat have i got left?
i’m starting to run out of bars
when i am in cell plate, i want ham and cheese
toasted lettuce, sweet corn and red onions, yuh
that is tasty with some ketchup on it
if you want me to shoot someone, i am on it
i’m not actually gangster, imma be honest
i’m just in my room, makin’ this song for london
’cause he is* i want a studio
look what i learned to do on fl
[verse 5: london yellow]
woah, that’s sweet, matter of fact, that’s kinda swell
me and mr. koolaid going to h*ll
least i got a whole bunch of friends if you can’t tell
i callin’ her a b*tch like key and peele
i never took a shower, so i smell
this is show and tell
show me your b00bies, but do not tell
they look like kidd koolaid, they’re fat as h*ll
i walked on the stage, and they told me “get off”
this ain’t some place where you stupid*ass kids can show off
so i told my mom
i’m ’bout to blow, literal bomb
not no metaphor, i feel like osama
b*tch, i fell off, i feel like obama
feel like i’m tony, i’m not on no rosta
i feel like young n*gga, eatin’ expensive pasta
i feel like your mommy, i f*ck on your father
i feel like i’m drickzin, i’m tony, poggers (bruh)
poggers, feel like ratcakes daughter
f on my n*words, and you’re getting slaughtered
come in your house, eat your dookie corn cobbler
[outro: london yellow]
mhm
imma walk in your front door
you always leave it unlocked, imma walk right in
imma go straight to your f*ckin’ bathroom and pick up that dookie
and put it in my godd*mn mouth and imma chew it up
swallow it down whole
now who’s f*ckin’ laughing?
f*ck you n*gga
sh*ttape 2020
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