saturday (skit) - logic lyrics
(knocking)
[pops]
turn that record off! turn it down! you’re too loud! turn it down!
[logic -rapping-]
reppin’ g-burg/ take time/ rape rhyme/ when i rape rhyme
(pops barges in)
[pops]
what the h-ll going on in here with all this noise?
[logic]
da- dad what are are you doing, man? why you just run in my room like that, man?
[pops]
turn the record down! this ain’t no- i love johnny mathis and nat king cole!
[logic]
dad…
[pops]
who the h-ll are these people here rappin’? 2 chainz, and change, and two, three chains
[logic]
aw, man… c’mon…
[pops]
what the h-ll is going with this music today?
[logic]
(chuckles) dad, it’s called hip-hop, man. it’s my dream
[pops]
boy, you better wake up!
[logic]
see, i kn- i knew you wouldn’t understand. you never understand
[pops]
why ain’t you in school?
[logic]
dad, it’s sat-rday
[pops]
oh yeah, okay. today is sat-rday
[logic]
yeah. yeah, it’s sat-rday
[pops]
alright then… get a job!
[logic]
get a job?
[pops]
d-mn… eat up everything in the d-mn refrigerator
[logic]
n-n-no. dad, this is gonna be my job, man!
[pops]
oh, boy! you just as stubborn just like your momma! ooh! that fine momma of yours!
[logic]
dad, stop
[pops]
that’s the prettiest white woman i’ve ever seen, and i ain’t seen one pretty since like that!
[logic]
dad… dad, no… dad… dad, stop!
[pops]
b-tch, i was a nubian explorer. let me tell you, your momma- ooh! that was the finest white woman i’ve ever seen in my life!
[logic]
oh my god… dad! dad… why you always…?
[pops]
her hair blowin’ in the wind! whew! every time i think about it i say, “whew!”
[logic]
dad- dad, just stop! alright? i don- don’t- i d-d- i don’t wanna hear that! c’mon, man!
[pops]
i know you don’t wanna hear about it, ’cause… i get so excited about her!
[logic]
oh my god…
[pops]
those pretty blue eyes! her hair flowin’!
[logic]
you do this every day
[pops]
she can cook. she can cook! oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! whew!
[logic]
you do thi- really? okay… there’s no stoppin’ you
[pops]
where does she learn that? those fine big ol’ juicy t-tties!
[logic]
what?! ew- da- eww! dad!
[pops]
booty! booty! big bertha booty!
[logic]
no! ew! oh, god!
[pops]
mm-mm-mm! them t-tties all in my [?]!
[logic]
dad! no! c’mon! oh my…
[pops]
big bang! big bang! big bang!
[logic]
dad..dad! stop man! fo’ real! if you don’t stop i’mma call child services, alright?
[pops]
you gon- you gonna call child services
[logic]
yeah, yeah, hum, child services… yeah, you ain’t gon’ be laughing in jail
[pops]
go ahead!
[logic]
tsst. oh man…
[pops]
i need the silence
[logic]
oh, you think it’s funny now. look, dad, i jus- i just wanna make music, man. i don’t understand what the big problem is, why can’t i-
[pops]
i’mma let you. i’mma let you do your thing. do your thing! i used to sing like the tentation
[logic]
the temptations, yeah
[pops -singing-]
i got sunshiiiiine
[logic]
oh my god… dad…
[pops]
don’t frown when you hear me sing, boy!
[logic]
oh, okay, look that was back in your day, dad, and today is my day, and ju- i just wanna make this music, man. c’mon! lemme, lemme-
[pops]
alright. look, son…
[logic]
yeah, yeah?
[pops]
if you’re gonna do this…
[logic]
uh-huh…
[pops]
not run the streets, causing trouble…
[logic]
alright…
[pops]
and make the music
[logic]
alright…
[pops]
i’ll support you
[logic]
aight, d-mn…
[pops]
right?
[logic]
yeah- yeah
[pops]
what’s your momma’s phone number?
[logic]
what? he- hey…
[pops]
[?] for me and that pretty white woman
[logic]
dad, stop!
[pops]
whew… whew!
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