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[phone intro: logic (marty randolph) & logic (female voice)]
let’s see here, uh, (301) 776-43……
this motherf-cker better pick up the god d-mn phone this time, jesus christ
thank you for calling rattpack industries
yes hel….
where we don’t f-ck with anybody
someone will be with you momentarily
jesus man, seriously? jesus bro, f-ck bro…
current wait time is 1 minute
f-ck man, f-ckers better not have me waiting all god d-mn day in here—jesus…
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[skit: yalocalwhiteboy, logic (marty randolph) & logic (female voice)]
y’know, it’s crazy cause it’s two types of motherf-ckers
it’s one motherf-cker talking ’bout:
“oh logic’s so slept on, he’s so lowkey…”
knowing d-mn well this motherf-cker did 135k first week
first f-cking week!
then it’s other motherf-ckers talking ’bout:
“oh, logic’s blowing up, he’s getting so big now. i don’t want him to blow up on me. oh, logic’s changing…”
cause he made a turnt -ss mixtape!
we’re going to be b-mping this sh-t the whole summer!
the f-ck?!
current wait time is 36 minutes…
36 minutes? it was just a minu—it was just one minute!
what the f-ck?!
and do y’all not listen to lyrics?
he’s making a whole other concept alb-m
that’s f-cking insane!
this man dropped a project every year for six years
i mean, i’m not complaining though but—
current wait time is 1 hour, 40 minutes…
1 hou—what the f—?! this, this—this is gotta be hands down the f-cking worst customer service of all time
you can just—i can’t—
this motherf-cker made a number one alb-m!
what?
made a mixtape after…
oh my god—
and then he’s making another concept alb-m…
this is f-cking bullsh-t…
like his first sh-t didn’t already go number 1?!
n-body cares…
this motherf-cker’s on a roll!
n-body cares!!
this motherf-cker’s like b-tter, he’s on a roll motherf-cker!
current wait time is…
okay god, thank god!
16 hours
what the…? what the f-ck?!
and it’s peace, love and positivity
logic is the only rap concert you can go to
and not get shot in the face
like this motherf-cker actually loves his fans
you name it: youtube videos, periscope, vlogs, q&a’s
this motherf-cker does it all!
you name it, he does it! the f-ck?
what f-cking rapper does that?!
current wait time is…
okay…?
go f-ck yourself
go—go f-ck…? what?!
and this motherf-cker can solve up to seven rubix cubes in a minute….
who the f-ck do you know can do that?!
this is ridiculous!
no one is available at this time
what?! i’m gonna let this motherf-cker have it!!
please leave a message after the tone…
[spoken message: logic (marty randolph)]
oh, hey—hi, logic…
hey, how’s it going?
my name’s mar—rick—
my name’s randy mardoff
definitely never spoken before…
i was calling just to say, uh
just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc—success…
and uh, maybe we can have some lunch
i don’t know if this is a direct line to you
but yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm—randy mardoff
never spoken before…
you can call me back at any time, m’kay
alright bye

[outro: logic (marty randolph)]
oh sh-t… f-ck! i didn’t leave my number! i gotta f-cking call back and deal with this sh-t again?!

- logic lyrics

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