sematary clubbing - lockjawjockjenny lyrics
[intro]
this just in: a man who looks like he’s been living in the forest for decades has broken into the tipsy mound nightclub―breaking and entering and drinking all the hard liquor
we’ll keep you updated
[refrain]
yiahh! it’s cutter time!
[verse 1]
see a disco ball (smash!) i break that
trying out a new dance move―i (woah!) break dance
shoot dice and always lose―i (dice!) hate chance
drank all the liquor, now it’s time to champagne smash
(druuuunk)
who’s looking at me? who is that!?
if they get any closer, they’ll face wrath
when i’m high, my decisions are really rash
eat a lot of food and then think a lot of thoughts
“what if i think i’m like a good friend, but
everyone else does not, and
i just feel really weird and shy and like―”
[chorus]
everybody gets down when i get down
have a chainsaw, i throw that around
everybody gets down when i’m here and there
even my teddy bears are smoking coffin nails
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down
[refrain]
it’s cutter―
[verse 2]
would you still love me if i were a worm, and
i cut my head off and i grew it back, and
i was hungry for blood, and you gave me head, and
i gave you head to whole lotta red?
i went to the dj and
said my name was tj
now my name isn’t tj, but
i like to tell silly lies and jokes
[chorus]
everybody gets down when i get down
have a chainsaw, i throw that around
everybody gets down when i’m here and there
even my teddy bears are smoking coffin nails
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down, down
[verse 3]
in the vip, so hot, i’m rotting
eating reese’s puffs off a bad b*tch’s body
haunted mound in the limelight
i got a tattoo of a firefly
xer name is jaimin, xe is super fly
i’m eating blood clots, and i forgot the time
i don’t answer g*y questions, i don’t like queries
my blood alcohol is .50; fear me
i’m a forest man more than your horror stories
i’ve a rich heart … kevin leary
i’m gonna die of hauntaholicism (hot wh0res)
the best katy perry songs are all in prism (“dark horse”)
i reform my d*ck, not catholicism (prayers)
i don’t talk to my enemies, i hit it (haters)
split the man down like it’s the great schism (the church)
hackle down on ’em, that’s the catechism (still church)
roll up my sleeves, drink some liquor for the day, and i drop a mixtape―it’s a cataclysm
[chorus]
everybody gets down when i get down
have a chainsaw, i throw that around
everybody gets down when i’m here and there
even my teddy bears are smoking coffin nails
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
get down, get down
get down, get down, (aaaaah)
down, get down, get down
[outro]
remember, children, always brush your t**th at least twice a day, and
floss at least once a day
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