crushing on straight girls - lisa heller lyrics
[verse 1]
if this were a rom*com, i’d be the best friend
platonic, it’s ironic ’cause you’re in my bed
complainin’ about how much you hate men
[verse 2]
if this were the 50’s, we’d split a milkshake
[sprinkling on hold?] ’til he picks you up for your first date
and he’d probably be late (do you want me to wait?)
[pre*chorus]
ooh, ooh, ooh
i got a type that never bites back
ooh, ooh, ooh
make it make sense
(need a taste test)
[chorus]
nothin’ worse in this world, yeah
no deeper torture, and it hurts
i’d rather be buried alive
get stabbed by a knifе
pull out my eyes
’cause i’d rathеr die, yeah
nothin’ worse in this world
than crushin’ on straight girls
[verse 3]
if i’m bein’ honest, there’s a sick part of me
it’s kind of an assh0l*, misery loves company
but at the end, i end up bein’ lonely
[pre*chorus]
ooh, ooh, ooh
i got a type that never bites back
ooh, ooh, ooh
make it make sense
(need a taste test)
[chorus]
nothin’ worse in this world, yeah
no deeper torture, and it hurts
i’d rather be buried alive
get stabbed by a knife
pull out my eyes
’cause i’d rather die, yeah
nothin’ worse in this world
than crushin’ on straight girls
[bridge]
ooh, ooh, ooh
i got a type that never bites back
ooh, ooh, ooh
isn’t everyone a little bit g*y?
well, i’m crushin’ on straight girls
[outro]
nothin’ worse in this world
i’d rather be buried alive
get stabbed by a knife
pull out my eyes
f*ck it, i’ll f*ck your guy
nothin’ worse in this world
than crushin’ on straight girls
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