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smart - linguini bros lyrics

[verse 1: gabe da babe]
yes very smart, i like doing art
like a simpson my name is bart
shoot you with nerf darts
it is now time to start
because i am super smart
all these farts, they taste super tart
when i’m with my wife, we have
to go apart, but that’s because
she took her words and
stabbed them in my heart
when i pull up, don’t hit me in the
private parts, that will hurt
because she so smelly
you already know her name is kelly
and i don’t like anyone with
the name sh*lly but i like linguini
skellies, i want linguini and meat at the deli
all this linguini it gets very heavy
and your mom is very friendly
but this linguini if you eat too much
it can be deadly
[verse 2: coley moley]
i will take you to trial
i need clean up in the number one aisle
i really like the linguini style
i’ll keep all your crimes on file
and i will bite your leg off like a crocodile
i’ll call the police, send you to juvenile
and then you will go into the stages of grief
you’ll go into self denial
i will take you to court
all these farts i snort
your baby i will abort
i will not pay child support
while i play all these sports
i’ll play fortnite in the court
you drive to the port
like i said i’ll play fortnite
and i’ll watch the office with my homie dwite
you know he’s white going to fight
alright

[verse 3: gabe da babe]
it’s a bomb site yeah it’s on sight
it’s bright because of sunlight
starting a fist fight on the graphite
this feels right the walls ain’t tight
i got frostbite that’s a flea bite
at the greenlight that means go
i’ll haunt you like my name is john doe
and guess what?
mama joe you already know
you in the head are very slow
then i will take off your toe
and throw it off a plant that’s aloe
with ammo while playing a banjo
under the movie player while watching coco
hit them with the combo
like a bird i’m dodo
while i eat gyro while i say hey bro
you are going to get thrown off a plateau
yeah, at the end of the rainbow
i planted rgb like van gogh
[verse 4: coley moley]
while you listen to this audio
you already know i’m the ceo
of chicago while i drink espresso
i am depresso, you are a foe
i’m like a founding father james monroe
because your car is indigo
you have a little toe
i’ll fly down to mexico
i’ll kiss your mom under the mistletoe
and if she ask me if i’m scorpio
if they ask me for tobacco
i’ll say back off kid
i forbid the kid then slid
under the lid and hid

[verse 5: gabe da babe]
i bit my lip then had a trip
on the brick that fixed
and fell all i could do is yell
she told me not to fail
or she will throw me in the well
well, now i smell and live in a hotel
this isn’t swell
i am going to go buy some taco bell
[outro: gabe da babe & coley moley]
i am smart i like doing art
like a simpson my name is bart
repeat it, i am smart!

- linguini bros lyrics

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