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alfredo linguini diss track - linguini bros lyrics

[intro: gabe da babe]
(linguini bros)
(no actual hate)
(turn it up)

[verse 1: gabe da babe]
linguini make me screamy
alfredo sauce all on my weenie
now it is really creamy
got linguini gone with the beanie
i’m a rapper wear a beanie
you will not get a peace treaty
i ride in lamborghini
i make it go speeny speeny
yeah, car go vroom
powered on parmesan
that is no lie in the room like a bird
listen up, i am fly but i bite
i am not like a fly
yeah i am not a guy
linguini does not make you fat
i hit you with a baseball bat
and i like cheese like i’m a rat
i catch you mice, like a cat
and i’m really cool because i rap
alfredo thinks he’s a linguini god
but he was just born out of a pea pod
can’t even catch anything on his dang fishing rod
[verse 2: coley moley]
acting like todd
hitting bod but you ain’t fun
like alfredo linguini
at least he doesn’t spell linguini
with an “e” at the end
i will bend your back to attack
check out these racks i make
bake your head
if you talk about alfredo linguini
look at martini
yeah, pretty darn stupid
not as stupid as alfredo linguini
alfredo, using play dough
we come up with rhymes like a tornado
laredo, go attack alfredo

[verse 3: gabe da babe]
yo, i’m fishing with alfredo
he better get the get*go
pet gecko
he can’t even catch anything on his rod
god, help me with this man
alfredo linguini, he is a weenie
he attacks my spleeny
i got the squad
alfredo looking like he came out of a pea pod
nod, your head
go to bed with your friend named ted
alfredo, go to beddo
you looking like tod
i’m spitting these rhymes like a facade
pulling up with my squad
this situation is broad
let me nod, my head
when you say you are an idiot
affiliate, then it’s just like
a vid e ate
[verse 4: coley moley]
i’m cole
man i’ll use a pole to play whack*a*mole
(oh no)
when it comes to alfredo
i’ll knock him back
into his thomas the train beddo
these rhymes are narrow
you looking yellow
about to throw up
yo alfredo, your rat isn’t as cool as pat
i’ll hit it with a bat
rat a tat tat
with my smg
you squirmed and reinformed me
that alfredo is stupid
yeah, okay mr. captain obvious
put it all aside? nah, just beside
ripping the tides
as we do divides

[verse 5: gabe da babe]
you squirm as it is unconfirmed
but then we confirm
that alfredo is the worst
okay, maybe not the worst
but i burst, into laughter
when i saw his face
he cursed, now i’m immersed
simply to dominate him
i’m on the brim of telling jim
that i’m swimming in grim
alfredo forgot to go to the linguini gym
now he’s looking like pim
jim, tell him he’s fat, not phat
[outro: gabe da babe & coley moley]
yeah, alfredo go back to beddo
you looking like my friend freddo
spitting rhymes like a tornado
macedo, better than alfredo
now say it with me
alfredo just got dominated

- linguini bros lyrics

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