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praise je$u$ - lilpanda lyrics

[verse 1: aztrosist]
i love jesus, yes i do
s*x is bad, you should go to school
i’m not kissing, not until marriage
and if you do, that’s not cool
my names john, my brother’s james
my sister’s mary and my dad’s insane
we don’t just go to church on sunday
we’re out here praying, everyday
you think you’re so cool, sinning with strippers?
you’re reading fanfiction, while i’m reading scripture
so obsessed with a wet ass p*word
only p*word i respect is my pastor
drugs are for losers, that’s what i say
only drug i do is read the bible everyday
yes i’m s*x deprived, shut the f*ck up
let’s hop onto this chorus the god*loving way

[chorus: aztrosist]
i love god, yes i do
jesus is my lord and savior
s*x before marriage, that’s not cool
drugs are bad, that’s bad behavior

[verse 2: lil panda]
yeah, i love god
yeah, never touched cod
yeah, had study for a job
flawed crummy women running after me get off my bod
always talking bout s*x
y’all be gaming but i be apex
in the eyes of the lord, h**rd
never spend what i can’t afford, i’m doing chores
cause i’m responsable
these drugs are just obstacles
senseless fornication illogical
and with christ i be unstoppable
and yeah i might get bullied at school
but like being dipped in sacred water it cool
cause even if they repent from ghouls
they will all burn in h*ll for their sins
[chorus: aztrosist]
i love god, yes i do
jesus is my lord and savior
s*x before marriage, that’s not cool
drugs are bad, that’s bad behavior

[verse 2: aztrosist and lil panda]
i understand, the bible life is scary
what is this, little house on the prairie?
but i assure you, god is cool
so i’ll give you a few tips to be cool too
replace lube with holy water
replace public school with this private christian alma mater
sustenance with communion wine
replace happiness, let’s wine and dine
when you say “let’s get this bread”
i hope you’re talking ’bout communion bread
when you say “smoke weed everyday”
i hope you get locked up in prison until you rot to death ‘cuz god hears our every word and if you so much as f*ck up for a single second god will strike you with his almighty wrath
now back to the beat
i love god, yes i do
jesus is my lord and savior
s*x before marriage, that’s not cool
drugs are bad, that’s bad behavior

you care about cars so much
underage drinking got you in the bars you clutch
you call it beer but i call it sludge
even grimer would be like “dude thats f***ed”
homework is so swag
when adults say swears i just gag
when i was baby i my daipy just sagged
i got my toosh beaten by my dad
he said i looked like a thug
then he asked for my plug
didn’t know what he was saying so i just shrugged
gave me a hug and then found out he planted drugs
i got good whiff of that cush
and as a baby my brain was mush
then god came down, shook
and he said wow thats some good weed man thank you
[chorus: aztrosist]
i love god, yes i do
jesus is my lord and savior
s*x before marriage, that’s not cool
drugs are bad, that’s bad behavior

- lilpanda lyrics

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