a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

extraterrestrial birthday party - lilnedbigby lyrics

part 1: come to my birthday party
hi
are you girl?
if you are, can you come to my birthday party?
i’m inviting only girls because i love girls
they make me feel all warm inside
if you come, i’ll give you a complimentary piece of cake
and a dish full of soda and broccoli
you would like that, wouldn’t you?
(non-lyrical vocals)
that’s my song. do you like my song?
i’ll sing more for you if you come to my birthday party
are you girl?

part 2: the invitation
(are you girl?)
if you are a girl, then please come to my party
we have food and lots of fun
i’ll give you a hat and you could sit on it
don’t let the cone go up your b-tt though
i just invited fifteen people to my party, i hope they all come
i hope they all come (aaaahhhhhhh)
if they don’t come then i’ll be really mad (aaaahhhhhhh)
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry
if you don’t come to my party you’ll die
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry
i will cry right now
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry (aaaahhhhhhh)
if you don’t come to my party you’ll die (aaaahhhhhhh)
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry (aaaahhhhhhh)
i will cry right now (if you don’t come to my party you’ll die)

part 3: the first girl to arrive
(hiiiiii!)
i’m so glad you could show up to my party
i’m so glad that you brought a gift for me
i’m so lonely, i thought no one would show up
and i had to k!ll everyone who didn’t come
thank you for showing up
please have a seat and eat some cup
i have a watermelon in the back
and i have some chips and guaca-
(gl-ss breaking and screaming)
you gotta be quicker than that!
i could’ve shot you earlier!
i’m so glad you could show up to my party
i’m so glad that you brought a gift for me
i’m so lonely, i thought no one would show up
and i had to k!ll everyone who didn’t come
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry
if you don’t come to my party you’ll die
if you don’t come to my party i’ll cry
i will cry right now
(gl-ss breaking and screaming)
(heavy breathing)

part 4: complimentary piece of cake
(heavy breathing continues)
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
(and we had some food to go along)
i took away the chips and guacamole
they were too afraid to eat it!
(i mean.. please eat my food, please don’t go away!)
kids are alarmed, we come in peace
k
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
you better eat it
right now
if you don’t i will murder you on the spot
i will murder you on the spot
i will murder you on the spot
i will murder you on the spot
i’ll send you to outer sp-ce
aah! fine, i’ll eat it!
(intense choking sounds)
they don’t wanna be at my party
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever
they don’t wanna be at my party
i’ll make them stay forever

part 5: dish of soda and broccoli
(ahh)
(hgghhhhkkkk)
(khhhhhhhh)
(non-lyrical vocals)
if i want them to eat the cake
i cannot then let them stay
if i want to let them stay
i cannot let eat the cake
have some soda in a dish instead, yeah
have some soda in a dish instead
(non-lyrical vocals)
i love soda in a dish, in a bowl
i think you’ll like it
if you like the soda in a dish
if you like the soda in a dish
my birthday wish is for you to stay
please don’t leave
please
don’t leave
my birthday party
(non-lyrical vocals)

part 6: song for you
hey girl, this is a love song for you
i’m so happy you joined my birthday party
(yeeeeaaaaaaahhhh)
you make me feel so warm inside
i love your eye
they made me die
you stepped on my toe and i did not cry
i love looking at your mouth
your teeth make my house bounce
your ears make me have a stroke
and your nose is so little like a baby
i love your ears and your nose and your teeth
they make me want to squeak
and i’d really like to [redacted] in your mouth
as long as you’re okay with it
do you wanna meet in my treehouse?
we could have some broccoli
we can have some broccoli
if that’s okay with me
just saying girl, thanks for coming to my birthday party
i don’t even care what you gave me!
because i know it came from the bottom of your heart
wait.. huh? what’s in this note?

part 7: letter from the girl
alright, so it says here that…
you’re not a girl, you’re my dad?
what, huh?! you’re my dad!
(non-lyrical vocals)
wait, i have to keep reading
the girl carc-ss that you used flew off into sp-ce
she left the remnants of her hair along here
with me
wow
that’s so
that’s wow
(non-lyrical vocals)

part 8: you’re not girl after all
as much as i miss being with that girl
i must avenge her
you… you took her carc-ss
and… you became her
you gave me an alternate reality
and now you have to pay
prepare to die
yeahhhh, you ruined my birthday
you ruined my birthday
now you’re gonna have to pay like yeahhhh
you ruined my birthday
you ruined my birthday
son, you’re only imagining things! i would never do something like that!
i’m gonna murder you right now!!!
yeah we grab a pen ’cause you smell like eggs
and i am vegan so my nose ripped off
i’m gonna throw you into a lake
and you’re gonna drown ’cause the eels will eat you up
even if i did pretend to be a girl, you fell for it!
prepare to die!!!
i prolonged your pizza
but you are an egg
’cause you smell like one and you’re also an egg
think you smell like pizza
and you smell like rotten girls
you are a girl but only in my mind
no, son! you don’t have to do this!
nooo! noooooooooooooooooo!
ahhhhhhhhhh!
prepare to die!!!!
(various grunting noises)

- lilnedbigby lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular