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spare coochie - lilcockpump lyrics

[intro: lilc*ckpump]
shouldn’t you be playing outside or something?
yes, h*llo! i was wondering if you could play that song again?
hmm, which one man?
the one that goes:
ayy, ayy

[chorus: lilc*ckpump]
spare coochie? spare coochie? spare coochie, ma’am?
i’ma put a hole in you, call me dirty dan
i’ma bust in your ass, not in your hands
me and krabs gettin’ rich, countin’ up the bands
i’ma try to bust some cheeks, like sandy
but not sandy, i make her take a plan b
she gettin’ handsy, she know that i’m the mansy
no weenie hut jr’s in this b*tch, ’cause i’m manly

[verse 1: lilc*ckpump]
ayy, we chillin’ at salty splatoon
these numbers, they up, like balloon
i’m thinkin’ they all like my tunes
yeah, this sh*t goin’ well so i might have to move
ooh, might just cop me some new glasses, ayy
they go so well with my masks
ooh, i’m so handsome, so pretty
c*ck not on top, yeah, oh, you silly
b*tch, i’m number one
smitty [?] burger, yeah, [?] your son
and i’m on the run
yeah, all of these numbers, this sh*t is so fun
yeah, i flipped the game, just like a tech*deck
dolphinboyz my gang, you gon’ respect that
livin’ life like larry, you can’t expect that
but i did, now i’m pushed to cash some big checks
that’s a big flex, call her d*mn long neck
i’m wizard castin’ these spells, now that’s a big hex
in a big jet, d*mn, now my wish let
blowin’ it hard like mrs. puff in a fish net, ayy
know i got the plan, just like plankton
and i’m smokin’ big blue, that’s what stankin’
what you thinkin’? b*tch, what you thinkin’?
y’all just ridin’ the wave, just like i’m plankin’, ayy
she blow my d*ck, just like a clarinet
i’m the best that people ain’t never heard yet
lil c*ck stay on top, like a floatie
people singin’ my songs, like karaoke
best be watchin’ your girl, she give me throatie
nah, don’t be callin’ me bro, i ain’t your brodie
no, i be pullin’ up high, yes, i’ve been smoking
and she do what i say, like hokey pokey

[bridge: lil barnacle]
spare cooch?
i f*ck her in the caboose
she rides on my d*ck like a canadian moose
and i f*ck her dog ’cause it p*ssed on my shoes

[verse 2: lil barnacle]
a c*ck in your ass
i’m f*ckin’ your gran’ and i’m smokin’ that grass
a c*ck in your ass
like an all star ’cause in her mouth, i smash
f*cked a b*tch in outer sp*ce
i jack off with mayonnaise
watching rugrats while i m*st*rbate
i’m gonna nut on tommy pickles face
on his face like a can of mace
f*ck, it got all over the place
she play with my b*lls, no base
just kidding, i can’t even get to first place
me and c*ckpump, you know we boutta pop off
like i’m in an el paso walmart
she ripped ass on my d*ck, now that’s a ball fart
then i made her eat a jizz covered poptart
i have erectile dysfunction, b*tch, my d*cks soft
when i dive in the p*ssy, call me hasselhoff
i’m only watchin’ p*rnhub when i’m jackin’ off
and you know i got the gas, like i’m adolf

- lilcockpump lyrics

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