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exponential zucchini growth - lil zucchini lyrics

(beat plays)
lil zucchini (intro): greetings ladies and gentlemen
my name is little zucchini
this is my formal address to the public regarding my feelings currently about life
(throat clear)

lil zucchini: hey, what’s up, it’s lil zucchini
i got a good song so prepare your weenie
i f-cked a girl, her name was anna
she ate my c-ck like a banana
i ate her -ss like a potato chip
c-ck so big she couldn’t get a grip
when i stuck it in, her -ssh0l- cliched
cause my c-ck grew three sizes, like the grinch
filled her -ss like a gogo squeez
tore it in half like d-rose’s knees
d-ck so long it’s like a noodle
my pubic hair looks like a poodle
sucked her toes, like spaghetti
when i nut, it’s like confetti
she wasn’t as thicc as pearl krabs
she was so fat she had toenail flabs

lil vermicelli (intro): ay-hey-hey-hey
w-ssup it’s your boy-
ummmmmm…
wait what is my name?
(papers shuffling)
lil vermicelli
it’s-it’s lil vermicelli

lil vermicelli: lil vermicelli rev me up cause i’m ready
and i’m rappin’ so hard i make this jam into jelly
gotta hit up god’s plan cause these thots ain’t pure
don’t worry though, my thotzooka’s the cure
i’m goin’ in
slip it in
she’s a virgin but my d-ck is like a pin
thing is though i’m still a good christian cause my d-ck is so small that she’s still a virgin
ohh
d-mn
what is up with these raps
ay
they’re goin’ so f-ckin’ fast
yuh
i’m like jimmy neutron
lmao gotta blast
my p-n-s is the size of a f-ckin’ fruit fly
and when the ladies see it they all get surprised
ayyyyy
yo i look down it’s like a f-ckin’ cooked string bean
ayy
let’s go
lil vermicelli got all that flow
none of you p-ssy rap gods got the speed
y’all just way too f-ckin’ slow
so this is it, end of my song
not that bad, cause i got a long shlong
wow, this is trash, just like me
time to dip
slip it in my -ss

lil vermicelli (outro): wait, what the f-ck
(papers shuffling)
the h-ll did i right that down for
(papers shuffling)
alright whatever i’m f-ckin’ done here
we’re out
alright, yeah
yeah…

- lil zucchini lyrics

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