birthday rap - lil.xylophone lyrics
[chorus]
it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful
[verse 1]
yes, it’s my birthday
wanna get a keyboard
but my family’s too poor
to afford the keyboard
yes, it’s my birthday
wanna get a juulpod
that’s against the word of god
so instead i’ll be bored
yes, it’s my birthday
finna get a pair of socks
i’m about to call the cops
i’m about to call a swat team
and get the special ops
only vaccine i ever got was for
chickenpox, but you
know what? it’s cool
[chorus]
’cause it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful
[verse 2]
gonna get a $25 gift card to in-n-out
gonna buy all my followers ’cause i do not have clout (ayy)
i produce a lot of volume, yes, i am loud (what)
when i get more popular, y’all know i sell out
i want to eat gingersnaps
my mom hordes them in her stash
your boy found them, your boy downed them
now i’m on a sugar crash
[chorus]
it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful (ayy)
it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful
[bridge]
did i mention to you guys that today’s actually my birthday?
i know it’s crazy, i’m turning 17
uh, you should get me a present, ya know?
i mean, it’d kinda be a jerk move to not give me a present haha
so yeah, uh, i require twenty dollar minimum
uh, make it something nice, yeah
[chorus]
it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful (what?)
it’s my birthday
yes, it’s on a thursday
yes, it’s on a workday
but no worry
‘cause i have no schedule
pumped a hundred red bulls
got a hunnid bands in my pants
i’m successful (ful, ful, ful)
[outro]
(it’s my birthday)
(’cause i have no schedule)
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