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i gotta pee - lil toad aka (sml) lyrics

intro: toad]
ahh, uh*oh
man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man
[verse 1: toad]
toad trying to sleep, but i’m havin’ nightmares
keep my jacket on ’cause i’ll never sleep bare (yeah)
went to sleep, woke back up, feelin’ real hungry
man i need somethin’ to fill up my tummy
open the refrigerator, then i seen a paper
and it said, “there’s no cookies”
then i said, “wait a minute!”
so i drank six cups of milk and some moldy cheese
then i went to sleep when i should have went and peed (come on!)
fell asleep with a full bladder, i feel fatter (yeah)
woke up in a splatter, no time for laughter (nope)
ray cheesy looking at me like, “who made this mess?”
and then he said, “dude i can’t believe you peed on my chest!”
i look over to the closet, i think i’d seen a ghost (ahh!)
then i look back over and see it’s just a coat
super paranoid, ray cheesy think i’m trippin’
and all of this pee in the bed, you would think i went swimming!

[chorus: ray cheesy and toad]
you gotta pee?
i gotta pee!
you gotta pee?
heck, yeah, i gotta pee!
and it’s super dark and i really can’t see
and i gotta go to the potty
man, i gotta pee!
you gotta pee?
i gotta pee!
you gotta pee?
heck, yeah, i gotta pee!
and it’s super dark and i really can’t see
and i gotta go to the potty
man, i gotta pee!
[verse 2: ray cheesy]
it’s ray cheesy (cheesy!)
and i really gotta pee! (yeah)
but it’s taking toad forever just to take a leak
and he’s been in there forever and i wonder did he leave? (leave)
should i open up the door, should i even peak? (peek)
got me dancing like a fire, i really need to potty
pee on my chest, and i can’t believe he just got me (dang, dang, dang)
got pee on my favorite pj’s
about to pee on myself and toad is the delay
toad says, “i need help!”
then i said, “what?”
that’s when i heard a splash
and then i heard a flush
then he said, “we got a problem”
then i said, “hurry up!”
got me feeling like chuck norris punched me in the gut
bust in to see what’s up (yeah, yeah, yeah)
i can’t believe my eyes
i look up to the sky and scream out, “why!”
face really red, you would think my heads boiling
tell me, how can i pee in a clogged toilet?

- lil toad aka sml lyrics

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