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you sex offended in the wrong neighborhood - lil squint lyrics

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[intro:] (spoken)
“as a resident of miami-dade county it is your right to know
the names and likenesses of s-x offenders living in your area
as a public service, we’ve created this video tape
so that you and your friends and family can stay aware
stay safe and maybe even have a little fun. enjoy.”

[chorus 1]
the state of florida has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were bad, but now we’re good
we’re moving into your neighbourhood
you know we’re trying our best to be
functioning members of society
we’re not here to start no trouble
we’re legally required to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

[verse 1: larry arthauer]
i’m larry arthauer and i’ll refrain
from touching my neighbor’s kids again
what i did was not too kind
but i’m a nice guy, you’ll come to find
i’ve got a backyard and a real nice pool
y’all should come over for a barbecue
we could make some cold drinks in my blender
but do keep in mind that i’m a s-x offender

[verse 2: vernon douglas]
vernon douglas is my name
my battery arrest is what brought me fame
but there’s much more to know about me
i love to dance and i love to ski
i zip and zoom on through the snow
just strap on my boots and watch me go
but i can’t ski until december
till then, i’m just a s-x offender

[verse 3: charles dolling]
i’m charles dolling, dropping rhymes
i’ve been arrested seven times
i know that sounds like a lot
but three of those times were for vandalism
i feel real bad, i got caught
i might do it again, probably not
i’m not here to make pretences
i’m here because of my s-x offences

[verse 4: sam pound]
i’m sam pound, i’m number one
apologising for what i’ve done
in case you’re wondering what that was
i snuck into a bathroom and fisted my cuz
i held her down and watched her struggle
then played with her melons because i like to juggle
i’m not here to eat those truffles
i’m just here to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

[sax solo]

[verse 5: laura hughes]
hey everybody i’m laura hughes
proving girls can do it too
and by it, i mean touch your cousin
was it worth it? no it wasn’t
you won’t find me in your child’s play set
’cause i gotta wear this ankle bracelet
i’m not here to go on a bender
i’m here because i’m a s-x offender

[verse 6: marc burmholdt]
last name burmholdt, first name marc
i’m moving in somewhere on your block
not in a house, but in a van
if you need me to move it, i sure can
the last thing i want is any trouble
i’ve learnt my lesson from the “s-x offender shuffle”

[verse 7: arthur chase]
i’m the one they call arthur chase
they said i didn’t have to show my face
my first trial ended in a hung jury
if i’m found guilty they’ll un-blur me
i’m not the necrophiliac arthur chase
that’s a different arthur chase
i’m not here to be my own defender
i’m here because i’m possibly a s-x offender

[interlude: telly polk]
okay, real quick, i’m not like these people, okay, this is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who’s the only witness, and she’s trying to take away my kids, and if—
-(officer c-cks rifle)-
i’m not here to pack my duffle
i’m just here to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

[chorus 2]
the state of florida has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were bad, but now we’re good
we’re moving into your neighbourhood
we’re obliged to admit
the crimes for which we were convicted
we’re not here to start no trouble
we’re legally required to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

- lil squint lyrics

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