intro - lil spoonin lyrics
[intro]
yo, what’s up? it’s lil spoon a.k.a. the m*ffin man
[verse 1]
online with the boys playing call of duty
they all going ape sh*t ’cause i grabbed some booty
met her at the mall, then i put it in her jaw
oscar meyer, yeah, she eat my weenie raw
used to use e.b.t to buy some pizza hut, but i got money now, she let me put it in her b*tt
i hit it at mcdonald’s, i busted a mcn*t
b*tch i’m a dog, i’m a mutt, don’t know what i am
ain’t gon’ hit it, ain’t gon’ eat it, if it smells like clams
b*tch my d*ck hard as steel, call me superman
b*tch, i’m the sh*t, i’ll suck your tits, and i’ll do you all night you betcha
i just called your mommy and she told me that i’m next up
i feel like a star, man i feel like clyde drexler
my meat looking small, so you know i keep it flexed up
yo mom wanna date, but i ain’t tryna smash
nice ass, big tits, but she look like your dad
but i beat anyways clapped her like some ham
wanted biscuits with the jelly, with the grape jam
an hour later, still clapping, then i got a cramp
(aw d*mn, it’s in my ass cheeks
anyone have some theraworx or some advil?
this sh*t hurts, just rub it out on my ass, d*mn)
[verse 2]
online with the boys playing 2k
your mom cheated on me, so i got a new bae
by 25, i’ll be bald, i’ll need a toupee
yo mom want me back, so she whipped me up a souffle
woke up in a coma ’cause that b*tch tried to poison me
starting needing money, so i robbed the whole dollar tree
b*tch, i can’t kids, i’ll hit you with, no rubber ’cause a n*gga infertile
all my b*tches wet, got ’em spraying like a squirtle
love my girl’s legs ’cause she really good at hurdles
yo mom got me in love ’cause she said she is a sports hoe
but i had to ask, “do it squirt tho?”
i just pulled your teachers ’cause they all think i’m funny
got ’em turned on when they saw me hit my dougie
yo grandma and your sister and your mom call me honey
360 dunk on your b*tch, lola bunny
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