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low budget - lil' sneezy lyrics

[intro: lil’ sneezy]
hey, it’s uh
it’s yo boy, lil’ sneezy
i’m like totally outta money
so i can’t afford to go back to the studio
but, i guess i still gotta finish this album so
i’m just gonna use my laptop mic
and this beat that i downloaded from the internet
and make it here in my mom’s bas-m-nt (downloadhotbeats.gov)
great, the beat is watermarked

[verse 1: lil’ sneezy]
drop a new track like is you widdit? (is you widdit)
ain’t never been done like i did it (like i did it)
gettin’ jobs like my name is steve (name is steve)
atom bomb, bombin’ adams like my name is eve
gettin’ sneezy like a allergen (allergen)
hit that gas like halogen (halogen)
i don’t even care if i offend you
you’re stupid, and i don’t like you
gettin’ wavy like a tidal wave (tidal wave)
and i’m brave like that movie brave
society ain’t ready for this new art
gonna send me off to jail like martha stewart
won the rap game, wanna see my trophy?
psych
you’re not allowed to see my trophy
i eat kale cuz i need the fiber
yeah

[spoken: lil’ sneezy]
you know…you know what…what even is this song, man?
i’m up here
i’m making songs about steve jobs and the movie brave?
and kale? i don’t even know if kale has fiber in it
this was a bad idea (grrraaahhh)
so uh, yeah
i think a chorus is usually supposed to go here, but
i don’t have enough money to pay somebody to write a hook for me, so
here’s some rapper i found on craiglist

[verse 2: g-dizzity]
you better come and take a look at me, girl
i look so fresh i’m feelin’ like febreze, girl
i don’t even know who i’m addressing, girl
but every single line, i sing it endin’ “girl”
send you a thank you card
open it up, it say thanks
you send me your latest mix
i opened it up and it stank
you asking for money girl?
i know this must be a prank
‘cuz i ain’t got tellers or vaults or a federal license so i’m not a bank

[spoken: lil’ sneezy]
huh
that was…that was better than i expected it to be
couldn’t afford another real rapper
so here’s my neighbor devin

[verse 3: my neighbor devin]
hey, it’s devin here, ’bout to rock the mic
rhymes so hot, haters filled with spite
say i’m no good at rapping ‘cuz i’m white
nope!
it’s just because i’m not musically gifted!
didn’t finish all my rap so now i’m freestyling
um, yeah!
i’m, my, i walked up to… (stop, stop! just stop! stop it! stop!)

[spoken: lil’ sneezy]
this is just…you know what?
this album’s over, man

- lil sneezy lyrics

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