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outro - lil pepto lyrics

yea
this was amazing but it’s okay
i have a p-n-s, and you’re g-y
let’s all have fun but let’s be clear
i’m touchin’ you and you gimme a beer
i’m from the south, the deep deep east
i’m not g-y
but my cousin has good mouth
i have a yeast infection
i got it, your mother gave it to me
you’re just my reflection
and i need to pee
i believe in jesus
and he believes in me
i f-cked my cousin
and she really needs to blow me
geez
i guess i’m a pedophile
for letting my daughter see me naked for awhile
my doctor told me i have seven months to live
but i gave him a shove and i got 20 more years to see my daughter give, me more head
chicken head
with a bit of medication
with a proclamation
that, i’ll be okay
my mom called me g-y
only because my father touched me in the confessional
but it’s okay
my dad touched me
yea, yea
my dad touched me
so i touched him
it’s mutual
so just ease in
the reporters say i’m ugly, for letting my southern ways come over me
but i love this here flag and i love my black slave
his name is brag
*gibberish*
my uncle billy mistook me for a fetus
maybe it’s because i’m bald and my name is cletus
i like my plane but it’s old
my b-lls are a bit wrinkly i’ve been told
thanks for being with me for the first time
but it’s time to go
*chuckle*
i gotta go make my wife chime
get what i mean
*another chuckle*
i voted for trump but let’s be clear, right
the liberals, are retarded
and they need to fear me and my guns
try to take them away, i’ll shoot you and..
take your children’s, gum
*chuckle*
that rhymes..
buy my shirts guys
this is cletus, lil pepto
just came out, go check em out
love that plane
yea, alright
this has been lil cletus
see you guys later

- lil pepto lyrics

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