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i am japanese - lil panda (apandah) lyrics

[intro: lil panda & idbeatzdotcom]
oh my god this bubble tea is so freaking awesome
this ornagerie tastes amazing
hey, how is it going my fellow asian person?
ching chong, am i right? haha, yeah
(ooh wee… id)

[verse]
i went to j*pan once and now i think i’m j*panese
not a fat american, a transracial socrates
don’t know hiragana, kata, or kanji but think asian women froth me like sanji
but my wallet a commie, got no salami or pastrami, i am dead broke (f*ck)
taking no l’s cause i write ’em in the deathnote
just wait till this j*panese wanna be get the green
teleport in an instant to the land of chow mien
learned all thе culture through anime
loud whiny voices, unnеcessary groaning, cat cafes
manga quoting, ahegao hoodie owning, tags always x*ray
for the last time b*tch i’m not g*y
i am a social reject, deject from who i am so i demand respect
j*panese people must give it to me
b*tch i think your whole culture is k!ll bill movies
that’s right, i’ll buy anything with j*panese text, it could literally be a j*panese hex
and i’ll never have anime powers and i’ll pretend to be saitama but at most i’m matt lauer

[chorus]
i am a dork, i am a nark
b*tch you best believe that i am a larp
never go outside even though i’m told to, so
f*ck all those people at school
[outro]
my life is an anime and i’m a b*tch
and you know what? f*ck this sh*t
drake, it has nothing to do with this song just f*ck drake

- lil panda apandah lyrics

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