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smoking spruce - lil minecart lyrics

[intro]
what up, boys
you already know who it is
its lil minecart here
back at it again with another minecraft letspl- i- rap
lmao y’all thought i died b-tch libtard owned i’m immortal
the only thing i’m dying is wool
420 rap baby
oh- wait, it- it’s 420- aw- aw- sh-t

[verse 1]
puff on the stanky, p-ss it then go thank me
ya blockas be lanky
pranking
a real blocka banking

on the twenty sack, plenty stacks
getting back
getting us a 20 pack
brother looking like a shnack
got a 64 stack
got the phattest plants
smoking weed like it’s gr-ss blocks
p-ss bongs, phat songs
sugar cane, novocaine
tryna get another strain
phetamines for the sober pains
f-ckin’ them hoes like a daisy chain
burstin’ through like a gravy train
yo girl lookin’ h-lla plain
i do not have to explain
superficial middle cerebral vein
that sh-t burst like an aneurysm
like jewish tribes done had a schism
too high i ain’t got no wisdom
like my step dad’s alcoholism
notch is my bride
y’all think i died
but like jesus i arise
i ain’t crucified
put ugly hoes to the side
b-tches grind
girls i like ’em wide
come get a ride
c0ke on the table glide
nose white up inside
all f-ckin’ up my mind
weed the gift for mankind
yuh
i ain’t trippin’ ‘less it’s pcp
there’s an ender and he see me
uh, wait, no sh-t
that’s just the trip
mind portin’ like an ender’s d-ck
deep in sh-t
mind gettin’ ballistic
just bein’ realistic
drink a potion of swiftness
take my blunt and hit this
green so bad that sh-t stick
hair so greased it stay sl!ck
finding diamonds like sixth sense

[interlude]
yuh
aw yeah baby
woo
i’m on fire baby
woo
ho-yeah
wooooo
aight let’s get back

[verse 2]
runnin’ all over the providence
like my shrimp like my women, bottomless
cops tryin’ to catch, ain’t got no evidence
feds on patrol filled with arrogance
but i’m black so i can’t be si-o-lenced
i’m the dopeman just like eazy-e
and just like an enderman i see your b’s
and b’s is blocks
weed and rocks
keyed and c-cked
zombie pigmen shocked
seed in socks
see these shots
i please these thots
they need me lots

[verse 3]
dank like a slurpee
weed real nice
eatin’ -ss like a turkey
rhymes are spice
high as a kite
yo girl got lice
politicians right
just like the price
ain’t no goonies how i vibe
got the whole tribe
over-counter prescribed
just use a bribe
round the fire
and we get higher
than the tower of babel
i don’t rabble
just here to play some stoned scrabble
i don’t dabble
rhymes startin’ to dazzle
getting flint from gravel
yuh
i have dyslexia
don’t come tryna check me bruh
got my hoe from checkia
i’m a real s-xy-yuh
weed the cure to anorexia
cures cancer too
got weed all up in my shoe
pictures lookin’ lewd
rhymes super skewed
yo mom lookin’ like a dude

[verse 4]
let’s do weed
getting the thneed from the once-ler
tragedy like dunkirk
hat pointy like a dunce, sir
i’m so high that i’m starting to slur
sn-tch your b-tch for sure
play minecraft with her
i’m a pro weed roller
gas like a leaf blower
give off a nice odor
touch your mommy’s b-n-r
and i know i’m a loner
but become a stoner
and you’ll get some closure

don’t drugs, fellas
and craft on

- lil minecart lyrics

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