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squidward not gay (15 min freestyle) - lil lego nissan lyrics

[verse 1]
huh, huh, huh, squidward f*ck another b*tch
huh, huh, huh, he’s just suckin’ up on d*ck
huh, huh, huh, and i just ran up with it
huh, huh, huh, big bag of the f*ckin’ tricks
trix are for kids, trix are for kids, so are pedophiles, pedophiles are for kids
sike, that’s not cool, yeah, pedophiles drool
every day i’m wakin’ up with a f*ckin’ tool
underneath my bed, get to the bread every day of the week like
yeah, i get to the bread, i get to the bread
yeah, i get to the bread, i get to the bread
’cause the b*tch wanna give me fat head
but i like boys, so i said, “no, no, no,”
i said, “you gonna have to turn into a boy, hoe,”
gon’ have to turn to a boy
’cause i don’t like playing with toys anymore, i just like boy p*n*s in my b*tt
yeah, i just like p*n*s up the shut
every day i’m waking up, and i’m like, “what?”
“what? what? what day is it?”
oh, it’s tuesday, that’s cool, it’s blues day
thirsty, thirsty thursday, ajr with it
ajr with it, suckin’ on a d*ck with it
[bridge]
yeah, i’m suckin on some d*ck every day
’cause you know that i am super, super g*y
huh, huh, huh, and i do it like

[verse 2]
yeah, i do it like squidward k!lled himself, and i do it like
squidward hurt himself in the head
yeah, he put a shotgun to his head, now it blow like in the [?]
now whoever go in the same house, gon’ be haunted for the rest of they life
they gon’ be haunted with a f*ckin’ fat knife
shot, it was a shotgun, yeah, it was a shotgun, shotgun
and i do it like, yeah, i do it like
f*ck a b*tch another night, huh, huh, huh, huh
f*ck that boy like twice, i meant boy, not b*tch though, yeah, uh
only f*ckin’ man hoes, every day i’m waking up, i f*ck a [?] hoe, hoe, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, weezer, weezer
you just got weezered, yeah, you just got weezered
pull up to the block, every day, with a tweezer
and i cut your toe nails, because they so long, and i take that boy thong off, that thong
and i run up to your block with a schl*ng, with this song
with this song, it’s called, huh, it’s called “squidward not g*y”, huh
that’s because he isn’t g*y but i am, i am, yeah, sam i am
dr. suess, dr. suess, dr. suess is really cool, except that he dated his cousin, huh
now i am like a blood, and, sike
i’m not joinin’ any gangs because that’s not g*y, yeah
because that’s not g*y, pulled up in a r8
i just pulled up in a motherf*ckin’ [?], i am andrew tate, yeah, i am andrew tate, that’s right i’m bald
yeah, that’s right i ball, on these crackers every day, not gonna say anything ’bout, not gonna say anything ’bout
not gonna say ’bout bein’ g*y, ya, but that just defeat the purpose, huh
now i [?], huh
now, that d*ck, i need it urgent, huh
that second line was gibberish, now i f*ck up on a hit or miss
i don’t like, cl*toris, no, i don’t like cl*toris, i like boys on my cl*toris
yeah, that’s right, i got a cl*toris in my booty hole
every day, of the week, every day that i tweak, got a twink, got a d*ck
on his d*ck, on his d*ck, i’m about to get lit up from my boy, he my toy, every day
he my toy, he my toy, he my toy, yeah, yeah
obama, obama was the 44th president of the united states
he was the first black president of the united states, can we appreciate
he did a lot for the country, except suck d*ck please, obama let me suck your d*ck please
obama let me suck your d*ck please
obama let me suck your d*ck please, uh
lamelo ball, lamelo ball, i’m ballin’, i’m ballin’, lamelo ball, yeah
lamelo ball, he in charlotte, that’s like 2 hours away from me
now i suck d*ck with maximum, with maximum compacity, yeah
maximum compacity, yeah, finna suck up on your d, yeah
now i gotta take a pee, yeah
y’all wanna hear me f*ckin’ pee, yeah
[interlude]
*peeing*
*flush*

[verse 3]
yeah, yeah, yeah, that was me peeing, did you like me peeing
did you like me seeing, what your d*ck look like?
what your d*ck look like? yeah, doja cat is bald now, yeah
doja cat is bald now, that b*tch bald, that b*tch bald
that means her head looks like a f*ckin’ ball, like a ball
i wanna dribble that sh*t across the floor, across the floor
finna suck up on your d*ck at the door, before you leave to go to work, go to work, go to work
i’m just finna f*ckin’ twerk, f*ckin’ twerk
finna twerk up on your d*ck, on your sh*t, then i’m gonna eat your p*ss, yeah, i’m gonna eat your p*ss
like every day of the week, uh, uh, you makin’ me tweak, uh
squidward not g*y though, squidward not g*y though, not talking about squidward
not talking about squidward, let’s get to the main factor of this song, of this song
squidward only likes man thongs, sike, sike, sike, no he f*ckin’ doesn’t, huh, no he f*ckin’ doesn’t, huh
i don’t know what rhymes with “doesn’t,” i can’t think of anything on the spot, huh, huh
he likes to dot out women that he enjoys, huh
he does not play with s*x toys, unless it’s a male stroker toy from walmart, they actually sell those at walmart
they’re called “male stroker toys,” look for ’em next time you’re at a walmart, please do
i encourage you to do so, i encourage you to do so, or you better go to lowe’s
because lowe’s sells wood, and that’s for g*y people, because i get a wood when i see your dad
because he’s really really hot every day, yeah, because i like sucking d*ck every day, ’cause i’m g*y, ’cause i’m g*y
[bridge]
’cause i’m g*y, yeah, i’m g*y
do, do, do, do

[verse 4]
yeah, i just ran up all the money, yeah
why your baby looking funny, yeah
why your d*ck so curved like that, is it because you are fat, yeah
you weigh 350 pounds, you need to go to the f*ckin’ pound
because you need to lose some weight, yeah
i would appreciate, sorry for the voice crack, yeah
sorry for the voice crack, i just broke that boy’s back
sorry for the voice cracks, i just broke that boy’s back, huh
on his back then i’ma splat, huh
right up in his f*ckin’ chin, huh, right up in the crimson chin, huh
his [?] like timmy turner, finna suck up on your d*ck like timmy turner
timmy turner never sucked d*ck in the show, but i’m ’bout to show you why he did, but i’m ’bout to show you why he did
first and foremost, he never had a crush, yes he did, actually, i’m gettin’ this wrong
secondly, why were all his boys, boys, all his friends were boys
that seems kinda g*y, to me that seems kinda g*y
also why was mr. crocker so weird, why couldn’t he just have a beer, and chill, and chill
maybe he was queer, yeah, maybe he was motherf*ckin’ queer, yeah
maybe he was a queer man livin’ in his mom’s bas*m*nt, because he could never find a boyfriend
that would make a lot of sense now, headcanon mr. crocker is g*y
mr. crocker is g*y, which is good
i always had a crush on him, yeah, i’m in love with mr. crocker, that lean guy
he’s so sweet and so f*ckin’ kind, and i pulled up in his face with a knife
sike, i don’t love him anymore, he cheated on my
now i’m ’bout to break his f*ckin’ glasses, with a motherf*ckin’ plastic
every day i wake up, huh, huh, every day i wake up
i’m just finna suck on your nuts, i’m just finna go f*ck on your b*tt
then i’m gonna f*ckin’ go and suck on a b*tt
and i wanna go and eat on his nut

[bridge]
i’m gettin’ a headache now, i’m gettin’ a headache now
but that won’t stop me, that won’t stop me from rapping the truth
yeah, yeah, yeah

[verse 5]
i’m the goat, huh, i have a root beer float, uh
i have a root beer float, huh, that’s a song, i mean
that’s a line used in the song “red mist freestyle,” both in the original and the remix
i’m bouncin’ on a boy d*ck right now, bouncin’ on a boy d*ck right now, bouncin’ on a boy d*ck
huh, i just bounced that boy’s d*ck, huh, huh, i just bounced that boy’s sh*t
every day i wake up and i f*ck a boy with a mist, red mist, red mist, red mist, red mist
yeah, the red mist is comin’, i’m not kidding
finna suck up on your d*ck, cause i’m a villain
finna suck up on your d*ck, cause i’m a villain, i’m in [?] chillin’
[?], i didn’t know, sh*t like that, huh, until her booty was so fat
i mean his, yeah, i found a boy today, [?], he had a very nice booty
he had a very nice booty, i don’t think he was fruity though, i don’t think he was fruity though, but
one time i found a guy, he was at a grocery store, it was walmart, definitely walmart
we were weekly shopping for the week, then i found a boy, really nice glutes
really nice backbone if you know what i mean, it was the nicest thing i’ve ever seen
this boy was definitely fruity, i mean it was kinda like
if you took james charles’ g*yness, but mixed it with lil nas’ g*yness
well, kinda like his looks, and then you made a booty of kim k
and you put it on this boy who g*y, yeah

[verse 6]
yeah, getting sidetracked, squidward is not g*y, kinda like me, huh
actually no, i’m g*y, squidward isn’t, then why did i f*ck him last night, hold up why did i f*ck him last night?
was that a dream? or did he actually cream?
am i just pregnant? am i now pregnant?
i’m just [?], hold up
hold up, holy sh*t bruh, i might be pregnant, i might be motherf*ckin’ pregnant, huh
mom, i might be pregnant, mom, i might be pregnant
what did you do when you were pregnant with me? i need pregnancy tips
i need your d*ck tip inside of me right now, now
ha, i need a d*ck tip right inside of me, yeah
i need a d*ck tip that is pushing p, huh, pushing ungodly amounts of p, huh
that is the ocky way, indeed, huh, that is the ocky way, indeed, huh
suck up on your d*ck until that sh*t is clean
finna suck your d*ck until it [?], mike dean
he’s a really good producer, yeah, he works with kanye west
and he also works with me, he actually made this beat, sike, it was chro
sike it was chro, sike it was chro, he lil’ bro, he lil’ boat, yeah
he’s basically lil boat, except way better, huh
now i only get the cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar
cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, yeah
only get the motherf*ckin’ cheddar, yeah
you know that i got muhf*ckin’ reddit
and i look up g*y p*rn, and i’m lookin’ up g*y corn
of everybody that’s ever existed in the world, especially james charles
that boy booty so fat, oh my god, i just wanna, (*backshot noises*)
to that boy, all night long, to that boy, all night long

[bridge]
until i rip off his thong, ‘til i rip off his thong, until i rip off his thong

[verse 7]
i just pulled up in a wraith, i just pulled up in a g*y wraith
[?], g*y flag, and we were f***, yeah, we were f***
f******, we were f*****, we were f***** boys
yeah, yeah, yeah, we were playin’ with all your f*ckin’ toys
i just ran up with a stick, and i f*ck on a boy
i f*ck on a boy, yeah, i f*ck up on a boy

[bridge]
who else wanna f*ck with me?
who else wants to f*ck with lil lego nissan?

[verse 8]
he’s the greatest rapper of our f*ckin’ generation like elijah wallace
top 3 goes: me, elijah wallace, and then yeat
suckin’ on a d*ck, every day, ‘till i flee
‘till i flee, ‘till i f*ckin’ flee, ‘till i f*ckin’ flee, ‘till i motherf*ckin’ flee

[outro]
by the way, this the end of the song, exactly 15 minutes
it was supposed to be longer but bandlab wouldn’t accept it, so
you’re hearing nothing from me any f*cking more
you’re a wh0re, you’re a wh0re, i love you

- lil lego nissan lyrics

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