legalize drunk driving - lil kevin spacey lyrics
[intro: steven a smith, lil kevin sp*cey]
this is exactly what i’ve been waiting for
this is exactly, i don’t mean to sound like kat williams but this is exactly what i’ve been waiting for
ayo, sp*cey baby, i’m boutta just cumming on this beat
straight up stroking my sh*t, you feel me?
[verse 1: lil kevin sp*cey]
i just took a gun and shot up an nra convention
it’s pretty weird they’re not armed at an nra convention
told the cops it was self defense so they let me off
then i pull up on amy schumer and she gets me off
i just f*cked a white b*tch and she poked holes in the trojan
got that b*tch pregnant and she named the kid logan
pull up and k!ll my kid, like i’m casey anthony
thе cops pulled up, so i f*cking fled the scеne
i just shot up a supermarket and there was a good guy with a gun to stop me but i shot him in the face so there’s no more good guy with a gun to stop me
pull up on your grandma and she f*cking topped me
driving drunk through a school zone and they couldn’t even stop me
hit a kid with my car and it that didn’t stop me
cops tried to pull me over, but that didn’t stop me
driving better drunk than these cops are driving sober
i would’ve f*cked your girl but she looks like an ogre
my homie slapped my ass and i got a f*cking b*n*r
milfs in my area you know i gotta bone her
d*ck so deep that it make her f*cking bones hurt
[verse 2: lil kevin sp*cey]
i just scammed the sh*t out of a white man and stole his jeep
d*ck inside these milfs but it ain’t going deep
snuck onto a farm and i f*cked on a sheep
homeowner saw and she called me a creep
so i had to wait until she was asleep
so i could sneak back, and steal her f*cking sheep
scamming over email i’m a nigerian prince
yeah i scammed your grandma, she wasn’t hard to convince
i just went to self checkout with a tv
scanned it as some fruit, call that an apple tv
the target workers p*ssed but i fled the scene
got them all fired because they couldn’t catch me
i just f*cked a milf and i stole her son’s wii
and she still let me hit again even though i stole her wii
i just k!lled a white guy his name was tony hawk
i only shot him because he wouldn’t suck my c*ck
i just sold a kid some drugs i laced with fentanyl
then he overdosed on those drugs i laced with fentanyl
i just shot a tall dude that beat me in basketball
now he can’t walk so i beat him in basketball
i just scammed a white guy and was f*cking paul
i only had to do it because he said my d*ck is small
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