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clout chasers - lil kelp lyrics

*verse 1*
the kelp is a god, and your mom be a thot (what)
shes on her knees begging for my c*ck (yuh)
but i already know she do it all for the clout (aye)
the kelp got connections so you better watch out
before i, pullup to your crip, with my homeboy, he a spic
he got an m47 and a girl on his d*ck (yuh)
i pullup with my homeboy he said “wanna buy a brick?”
you said “no ese” (what) you ain’t f*cking sl!ck
so i pull out my gun, and i fill him with lead (heee)
then i go to your momma, and shes laying in bed (aye)
i f*cked her to hard, and now she is dead (what)
i gotta get out, before the cops get ahead
put her in my car, and i make my escape (hee)
my d*ck was too big, p*ssy new shape
a few weeks later, the kelp gets a summon
its the cops, and they ask him to cum in
i said “thats what your momma told me, but i lasted a while”
“lucky for your, the kelp is very versatile” (yuh, kelp)
cuz im rich as f*ck (aye)

*verse 2*
big spork on the beat, yea im bringing that heat (skrrt hee)
with the bars, and the farce and the money looking sp*rs* (ya)
we’re going somewhere new, we making them charts
lil kelp, into every body part (eey)
in the club with kelp (lil kelp)
looking for some tail
yall ready know, i ain’t going to jail (jail)
and when i do, i’ll call bail
i put the titty milk (prr), in the pail
but someone came up to lil kelp and said “you’re so great” (yaa)
he said “i know girl, let me watch you m*st*rbate”
she agreed, and they went to a hotel
when they arrived, the girl dropped a bombsh*ll
lil kelp was shocked and said “oh f*cking h*ll”
it ended up poorly with kelp in a jail cell
she said “im under 18, and you’re under arrest”
kelp was too high, he was off percocet
at this moment he didn’t feel to blessed
when the cops arrived lil kelp confessed
he whipped his d*ck out and the cop was obsessed (aye)
(and then they smashed)

- lil kelp lyrics

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