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thotzilla - lil jogger lyrics

[intro]
ayy, whatup everybody
i’m gonna be the greatest f-cking rapper of all time
i’ve never done that before, never made music
got the tv on, watching f-cking family guy right now
but it’s whatever
downloaded this f-cking beat online
lil jogger, coming through
taking over the f-cking music scene

f-cking downloaded this online man

[verse 1]
keaton keaton need a lil eatin
suck on my d-ck like my b-tch will wheaton
call me cherry soda cuz i’ll give y’all the sweeten
d-mn ur sis got hotta cuz i’m feeling kinda heated
now i’m meeting her for lunch , gotta put my meat in
now i’m eating out her for lunch, mans gotta eat man
but the restaurant’s crowded so my face is where she’s seated
d-mn this b-tch a garden cuz i’m puttin all my seed in
now i’m running out of ways to describe my s-m-n
now i’m cooking eggs cuz she don’t know how to beat it
said my skin was too white, so she went and sent me leavin
though, we still have phone s-x cuz i sound like morgan freeman

[break]
ooo, how was that for my first f-cking verse?
but i’ve got a bit of a confession thing
your sister’s been weird lately
she hasn’t clipped her toenails, her fingernails
and i saw her eating from my trash can the other day

[verse 2]
d-mn your sis been actin weird, hear the way she’s breathin’
okay now i’m kinda scared is your sister seethin’?
holy sh-t i can’t believe what the f-ck i’m seeing
maybe it is maybelline, cuz you can’t breed this
she’s now 40 feet high and i cannot flee this
see her from the skyline, i feel like i am dreaming
growing scales and a tail, oh f-ck now she’s screaming
wowza she’s like bowser man, even got the peaches
haha do u get it cuz your sister’s -ss is beamin’
okay if she’s skeletor, then i’m a weak he-man
but she’s boughta cause me pain like a baby t–thin’
feel like a bad poker host, cuz i am not dealin’

[break]
yeah your f-cking sister is literally f-cking destroying the city right now
is this a normal thing?
you say “no” but you don’t act surprised
so this is definitely- you’re hiding something, dude
what the f-ck? you could’ve told me this before i fu-
was this because i f-cked your sister?

[verse 3]
chasing me through tokyo like she is a demon
oh wait there’s godzilla though, he’ll stop her from breathin
thank you godzilla bro, but there is one thing left
you’ve gotta fight kong real soon, crossovers between them
cuz there’s a new movie soon and it’s gonna be lit

[outro]
that’s right everyone, go see godzilla vs kong! coming out in 2020!

- lil jogger lyrics

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