zelda - lil hentai lover lyrics
[intro]
this song is gonna be a short verse
okay?
[verse]
excuse me princess
you’re number one on my wishlist
i want you for christmas
and give me tons of kisses
she seems very nice
but watch out, she may turn you into ice
no girl i won’t lie
when i beat your game i don’t wanna say bye
i main you in a fighting game
see my name next to your name
i better get the right aim
i don’t wanna live in shame
your boy don’t have to worry about you anymore
i don’t wanna f*ck with a real wh0re
you’re not real, so i can’t take you home
so i play your game when i gеt bored
what would my mom say? i don’t know
i really don’t want to show
if you werе here you know i would
i would play with you even more than i should
i get harder than wood
and when i do, i will play with your pood
i know it feel so good
i can finally leave the hood
snap back to reality
i woke up from my dream finally
time to start the day nicely
i need to go buy some cookies
but then i remembered the dream
the girl is someone who i want next to me
but what do i really want to be?
she doesn’t matter
she’s actually a f*cking bother
but then i look back at my d*ck and i see it getting harder
oh well, it’s time to go nut
or maybe later and hang out with my friends
or i should continue with my day instead
and buy the cookies from the supermarket like i said
i argue with myself everyday in bed
about a fictional princess who should just give me head
time to go, hit the showers, and hang with my n*ggas
because i know that i’ll never be with zelda
[outro]
i know that i’ll never be with zelda
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