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pants - lil ford f-150 lyrics

i just want free pair of pants
small medium or large i don’t really care
i just got banned from a discord server for s*xually harassing a newborn
got my ass beat up for s*xually harassing a newborn
feelin kinda hungry might get a junior chicken
oh sh*t i just realized i only live by taco bell
just insulted obama now this girl wants my pants
just kidding i love obama he’s my lord and saviour
i might remix this track but get a feature
f*ck that chigga hitler he wasn’t a holy preacher
i just ate a tampon that sh*t smelled like my uncle
i don’t even know what a tampon is but it sounds pretty cool
just dumped out a box of used tampons in my homies pool
i’m wearing a santa hat even though it’s midway through summer
i need a new microwave cuz’ my old one broke
tried to scam my homie for v*bucks but that b*tch was broke
i don’t really simp i just wanna feel loved
quite possibly but my dumbass just depressed
i kinda want a baby but them sh*ts is ugly
man never mind f*ck babies them sh*ts are annoying
i don’t f*ck with furries cuz’ them b*tches annoying
kinda want crocs them sh*ts are clean
don’t got the money for crocs only got $1.75
my homie got arrested for committing tax evasion
i won’t do dumb sh*t like commit tax evasion
i just beat off to thomas the tank engine, that sh*t was wild!
have you ever tried smelling paint? that sh*t is wild!
that sh*t makes you feel high even thought i’ve never done drugs
rest in peace to chadwick boseman
holy sh*t i think i just saw a chadwick ghostman
rest in peace to sunny bunny
he’s not even dead but i’m gonna beat that chigga ass
lil stupid ass f*cking sunny bunny
f*cking b*tchass stupid sunny bunny
f*cking dumbass b*tchass sunny bunny
i just gave myself a headache after recording that bar
i just banned from tiktok for apparently taking it too far
them b*tches over there can’t take a f*cking joke
i swear to god i’m gonna have a stroke
i just made fun of a r*t*rded kid cuz he couldn’t touch his toes
that b*tchass also had stage 4 cancer
dumbass stupid chigga had stage 4 cancer
stupid r*t*rded kid couldn’t afford a box of q*tips
my man didn’t have parents
i just put my d*ck in a box of cheerios
that sh*t didn’t feel good i think i got a rash
might sell my hotwheels and get paid with that cash
i didn’t wanna f*ck that b*tch she kinda smelled like ass
oh sh*t what the f*ck is that her dad came home
pretend i’m a mexican salesman and then i do the dash
bouta hop off this track because i know it was literal gas

- lil ford f 150 lyrics

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