small pp anthem - lil eggsoup lyrics
[intro: lil eggsoup]
(you know it, sb)
(mr. squidward)
yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
[verse 1: lil eggsoup]
i just lost my virginity
even though my d*ck size is embarrassin’
and my ass kinda hurt, why do i feel cream?
why didn’t she just tell me?
’cause now i’m basically g*y
can’t trust no one ’cause i feel unsafe
but maybe i might do it again, anyways
i was just walkin’ back home from school one day
some guy just went up and said “hey”
at the time, i thought everything was okay
then he pulled down his pants and i got b*tt*raped
the fortunate part, i was only eight
okay, listen
my cousin was lookin’ submissive
no i’m not havin’ no children, but i’m not usin’ protection
b*tch
no i’m not usin’ protection, b*tch
yeah, yeah
my p*n*s is like three inches on a good day
usually two point seven on a wednesday
normal p*rn is thе biggest turn*off
furry s*x is the biggеst turn*on (oof)
[interlude: lil pasty]
ayy, it’s pasty, b*tch (it’s pasty)
te*he*ha*ha (how’d i get here?)
let’s get it (haha), ayy (ha)
ayy (ayy), ayy
[verse 2: lil pasty]
sh*t bars, i’m goin’ to jail in a sh*t cell
split cells, ’bout to conjure, yeah on my skin cells
b*tt*rapin’ b*tch, pull my d*ck out and my sh*t smells
mario stick, the way i hit ’em with the big sh*lls (haha)
i might have to snap on a small song (okay)
eggsoup, pasty up in hong kong
pull my meat out, it’s a long dong
but it’s so small, wait you’re not wrong
eggsoup goin’ ape like it’s king kong
pasty f*cked up with the king bong
king bot, when i take off, gotta pit stop
pull a huge spoon out my ass, and it’s l!cked off
[verse 3: lil eggsoup]
grippin’ these hoes, i’m like a spider
i’ma be honest, i still grip diapers
molest a b*tch, and now she’s sayin’ she’s a survivor
smack that b*tch like mike tyson, she ain’t even a fighter, ho
lil’ ho, yeah, let’s go
yuh, huh, yuh
[outro]
if she asks you to feed her
you shall give her your three inch defeater
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