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dairy queen - lil eggsoup lyrics

[intro: mint blizzard & lil eggsoup]
before this video
i would like to mention that the following you are about to hear
was a creepypasta submitted on the creepypasta reddit
this creepypasta was actually written by somebody
and it’s filled with a lot of grammar errors
and i really hope*hope you enjoy it
this is my first pasta, sorry for the grammar errors
a few months ago
i was driving along the streets of los angeles with my friend*
shut up
[verse 1: lil eggsoup]
who the f*ck said you can rap?
man i just feel bad, because it is [?] and dirty
get off of bin lad, while yo’ music ass
and clearly it just isn’t working
ma*make a documentary ’bout your idol
and now he is dissin’ you
but you deserve it for talkin’ behind your screen
now you gettin’ wet like a tissuе
f*ck you and whatever trauma as a child that you went through
it’s kinda funny how you havе no social life
you just upload on youtube
i’m not tryna say your name so you get attention
’cause that’s what you want
somethin’ your mom never gave you
so you just sit on discord and talk
you’re named after a dairy queen turn
called clapper man, who would’ve thought?
you the type of person to talk on the net
but in person, you get dropped
you’re type of person to browse
all over discord and buy an e*thot
i do not have time for these clones, like bro, be original
go [?] your own, your family’s drunk, let me keep up the home
your ep flopped, there is no hoe
[interlude 1: lil eggsoup & mint blizzard]
ay, hold up
what the f*ck? what just happened to the beat?
f*cked on your mom while your dad watched
lil kori has f*cking fat c*ck (oh h*ll nah)
i could go for some d*ck twist
let’s smoke dank and drink p*ss
if you’re a bully, i’ll pull the trigger
i got the swag and a tom hilfiger
i f*cked your mom*
*sigh*

[verse 2: lil eggsoup]
wow, that’s just embarassin’
your mother did terrible at parenting
i wonder who i am referring
you get bullied at school so you’re crying
mom, why do i get bullied at school?

[interlude 2: mint blizzard & lil kori da finne$$e kidd]
and there’s something that i wanted to tell you
i know that it might be quite shocking, but
drum*roll please
hadadadadadadada (man, shut the f*ck up!)

[verse 3: lil kori da finne$$e kidd]
ayy, i’m smokin’ that mint blizzard pack
let’s get to the obvious, n*gga you wack
spinach told me take it easy, but i didn’t listen
’cause this n*gga’s music is ass
bro made his ep r*t*rdation
because he wanna be me so bad
n*gga fell off now he copyin’ me
so me, eggsoup, and spinach, we smokin’ yo’ pack
and this n*gga broke as a b*tch
i bet that he livin’ inside of a muhf*ckin’ shack
we got your lil fantasy boy on the track
so i know you gon’ be upset when you hear this
bro made an ep based off of rnc
but a difference, yo’ ep was gear sh*t
this n*gga talkin’ all that on the net
’til i pull up on him and i take out his spirit
and he claimin’ that he gon’ be more original
but he still copyin’ off me and spinach (bro)
this n*gga so f*ckin’ in love with spinach
that he made a whole documentary ’bout him
nah, spinach my homie, and mint wanna copy my sh*t
thinkin’ i’m finna f*ckin’ allow it
these spinach fanboy n*ggas stay on my d*ck
but i’m not one for the fake love bullsh*t
me, eggsoup, and spinach, we slidin’ these n*ggas
inside of a jeep with the muhf*ckin’ full clip
[interlude 3: lil kori da finne$$e kidd & yung spinach cumshot]
wait, what the*
where the f*ck the beat go?
ah!
oh my god, bruh!
what the f*ck?
bro, turn this off, please

[verse 4: yung spinach cumshot]
you’ve been riding my d*ck, now get off please
from [?] best song, you weak to your knees
as soon as i called you out for all of your bullsh*t
you think that i’m being mad?
like what do you mean? get off of my peen
you f*cked up bad, now you’re making a scene
b*tch i guarantee that everyone sees
you played yourself, like a wii
premiered your album, n0body watched it
you don’t need to drop, ’cause n0body wants it
you pick a fight, then fold like a wallet
i don’t like the attitude, you gotta drop it
k!lling the beat, and you get demolished
i’m running out of these racks to be honest
remember last year you were riding my d*ck?
bro i think that you need to come out of the closet
you acting g*y, don’t worry, it’s fine though
i’m liking this beat, it sounds like an iphone
the only chance you’d have to see some titties
would be if you end up with gyno
you’re a mistake, like a typo
look at your room, it’s messy like my toe
i’m ’bout to end this song on a high note
good luck with getting a job, goodbye bro

[outro: yung spinach cumshot & lil kori da finne$$e kidd]
bro i f*cking love pepsi
uh, f*ck is this, bruh?
this n*gga copyin’ my whole sh*t, n*gga
f*ckin’ suck, n*gga
sh*t over with, stop f*ckin’ rappin’, bro
f*ck n*gga

- lil eggsoup lyrics

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