a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

a very crumpit christmas - lil crumpit lyrics

Loading...

[intro, arlen]
ho, ho ho!

[verse 1, liam]
ho ho, my name is nick
but you can call me santa claus
im old and fat and im red like a tomato
not a potato though
i like to give little kids presents
and this year you got a big one
and no i ain’t talking bout my d*ck
im talking bout giving you a gun

[verse 2, arlen]
elf on the shelf but im giving you s*x
elf on the s*x
mrs. claus is a baddy and she has a fatty
her big cakes
they’re so large and i want to take a*
my big icicle l*sts for you mrs. claus, umm
my big bumpy icicle
yes, im, its, uhhh

[verse 3, liam]
sorry that was one of my elves
he doesn’t get out sometimes
we forget to feed him sometimes
yeah, he doesn’t really have a brain but thats cool
instead of christmas we celebrate lil crumpmas
to celebrate lil crumpit
yeah, we are the second coming of jesus, yeah we are

- lil crumpit lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular

Loading...