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until the next one - lil chromozome lyrics

[intro: lil chromozome]
you know what, i think i’m going to go get me some lincoln logs. but i don’t want to pay for them. i know. a yard sale. they’ll surely have them there

[verse 1: lil chromozome]
i went to a yard sale to steal them lincoln logs
wasn’t very sneaky so i went out with my lincoln log
stole them from the shelf then i ran to my ford
they tried to chase me down with a toyota accord
i spun my car around and then i hopped out the whip
saw that guy carrying a large spatula by his hip
i begged for him to have mercy cause i was out of gas
he didn’t give two sh*ts and beat two sh*ts out my ass

[verse 2: lil chromozome]
i lay on the floor covered in sweat and tears
my booty won’t recover until after a few years
got back up and realized the lincoln logs were gone
got back in my car and realized my car was still on
so i actually got my sh*t rocked for no f*cking reason
guess my h*rniness betrayed me that’s treason!
i drove back to my house and i cried myself to sleep
no more lincoln logs i guess i’ll never eat
i never understood why people don’t like to be stolen from
they attract a lot of attention with a booty like bubblegum
shoot myself in the legs for failing to pleasure
blood rushed out my body now my d*ck can’t get a measure
[verse 3: lil kwonkerdonk]
i just scammed a white guy and he asked me for a discount
kick this dude out my house he did something that’s not allowed
i really hate this movie man i want a refund
prepare when i pull up i’m gonna leave you stunned
i just had an allergic reaction yuh
accidentally got a fungus infection yuh
yeah this dude just slapped my booty i guess that he’s really fruity
yeah i’m searching and destroying you’d think i’m in call of duty

[verse 4: lil kwonkerdonk]
i think i’m really cool but i barley got fame
i just scammed an asian girl feel like i’m in squid game
yell “ay caramba!” like my first name bart
scammed some lincoln logs, (why are we still on that part)
got a goth emo girl and she crush me with their thighs
yeah we pull up all in suits call it spies in disguise
sorry can’t show up to the event i got jury duty
got your girl up in my bed, we lock eyes and she’s singing to me

[interlude]
ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh

[verse 5: lil chromozome]
put your d*ck in his door
it f*cking breaks now your nickname is thor
call it back like a f*cking sledgehammer
thanos got cake now i’m the booty slammer
throw it back like she hulk
thumbing her booty let it sulk
commit suicide to boost disney plus sales by 500% that’s what mcdonald’s does
[outro]
ring. ding. there’s a d*ck on my ring. ring ding ding ringa ding ding ring ring ring ding
oh that was straight fire on the f*cking track!
word of advice. don’t steal lincoln logs from a republican with a mullet. i’m warning you. it doesn’t end well

- lil chromozome lyrics

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