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how the turns have tabled - lil chromozome lyrics

[intro]
i don’t know how, but my table just got up! and it’s chasing after me with a knife! i’m gonna die! nooooo!

[verse 1]
i ain’t down for this sh*t up on the block *toilet fart*
take a chance with that skinny b*tch then i rock (yuh!)
getting sick of eating all this toothpaste
he was caught lacking now he’s a disgrace *baby laugh*
getting drippy every time of every day
we getting glizzies in this freaky alleyway *alarm*
i gotta write this on my brand new resume *fart*
plow her booty now her hair is turning grey!

[verse 2]
once upon a time i was very very young
i was short and i was chubby but i could hit em with a dunk *bonk*
we got st*rdy on the block and we never lookеd back
i was taken to the party but then еveryone was black *vine boom*
looked out the window to see a fat booty
got on my knees and i prayed to that booty
i begged and i cried to get some of that cootie
devour that cl*t like i’m sh*ggy and scooby

[interlude]
*piano ringtone* no! no! the table’s coming back! it’s gonna k!ll me again! go away! go away! please! *g*y car h*rn*
[verse 3]
doing crazy things and getting high like a beaner
having lots of s*x and making out with justin bieber
nicki minaj having aids and getting leaner
peter parker putting his long pepper in my peener
kick him out the party for refusing many bl*wj*bs
she was sucking on my d*ld* and i couldn’t help but throb
i exploded all up in her mouth but all she did was slob
12 years later she was pregnant and we got some swabs!

[verse 4]
woah b*tch that ain’t my kid
i done what i want and i done what i did
if you think he’s mine then you for real lost your mind
that boy don’t look nothing like me though he fine
if i gotta raise him then i’ll teach him right!
we break all the laws and we break off the light!
if he gonna shoot me he best know he’s white!
if he crips on that hoe then i done taught him right!

[outro]
*stabbing*
*moans of pain*
i am the f*cking table, and that was straight fire on the f*cking track! and i k!lled this guy like twice now, he might resp*wn, so i’ve got to go find him again. see you all later

- lil chromozome lyrics

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