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me & mrs. claus - lil cheese touch lyrics

[intro: brenda lee]
rockin’ around the christmas tree
at the christmas party hop (mint, you made this?)
mistletoe hung where you can see
every couple who tries to stop

[verse 1: lil cheese touch]
i catch your parents collectin’ exp
i’m with your b*tch, she be ridin’ my jetski
he said he want head, so ice on my chest please
on cruise this morning, she gave me a quick tease
son, please leave her in (no, i’m playing sixties)
just go touch some grass
escape from the irs, i do not pay fees
in kindergarten, we used to just play freeze
walk to school with an rpg
told еverybody to get on their knees
you said you wеnt back to your childhood career
your brother’s so smelly, i doubt when you breathe
you watchin’ pokimane, could you just leave?
your room is so dirty, you know i’ma bleed
i am not tryna be awful
i am just tryna be me
[chorus: lil cheese touch]
ten is already inside of my home
with girls in my bas*m*nt, he’s ready to bone
i swear i’m not g*y, my boyfriend’s been g*yer
hitting the girl from the rear
she is a femboy, i’ll recommend die
she has a d*ck, i might just cry
talkin’ to aiden, i’ll give him a throatpie
bill nye is a n*z* spy
ten is already inside of my home
with girls in my bas*m*nt, he’s ready to bone
i swear i’m not g*y, my boyfriend’s been g*yer
hitting the girl from the rear
she is a femboy, i’ll recommend die
she has a d*ck, i might just cry
talkin’ to aiden, i’ll give him a throatpie
bill nye is a n*z* spy

[verse 2: mint blizzard]
i get ghetto b*tches for christmas
got enough sh*t on my wish list
i never get riches
i never get b*tches
my lyrics are basic
but that p*ssy got me racist
feel like lil b, i’m based
f*ck an elf, then do the race
i once f*cked a reindeer, his ass turned me queer
i came over here and ate his ass like beer
see a kid, i’m aborting
like cocaine i be snorting
and his big, black, big fat d*ck with cum wrap
merry christmas, but i stole your b*tch
merry christmas, yeah i got her doing the splits
santa and his elves got me smokin’ marijuana
f*ck a goth b*tch, feel like total drama (hey, baby)
merry christmas, got your mom piped quick
merry christmas, p*ssy on the nice list
gonna stop rapping and continue raping
cheese eating on my ass, and he got it chafing
[chorus: lil cheese touch]
ten is already inside of my home
with girls in my bas*m*nt, he’s ready to bone
i swear i’m not g*y, my boyfriend’s been g*yer
hitting the girl from the rear
she is a femboy, i’ll recommend die
she has a d*ck, i might just cry
talkin’ to aiden, i’ll give him a throatpie
bill nye is a n*z* spy
ten is already inside of my home
with girls in my bas*m*nt, he’s ready to bone
i swear i’m not g*y, my boyfriend’s been g*yer
hitting the girl from the rear
she is a femboy, i’ll recommend die
she has a d*ck, i might just cry
talkin’ to aiden, i’ll give him a throatpie
bill nye is a n*z* spy

[outro]
(mint blizzard, can you do something for me?)
(can you talk to the opps’ necks for me?)
(mint blizzard, do your thing)
(mint blizzard, do your thing, uh)
(do your thing, mint blizzard)

- lil cheese touch lyrics

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