what i do in my freetime - lil buttermilk lyrics
(verse 1)
when i get home
and i’m all alone
i pull down my pants
whip out my human plant
look at the clock (its time)
and start stroking my c*ck
which is hard as a rock (like dwayne)
get off tik tok (go to p*rn)
and start nutting in a sock
till its hard as minecaft bedrock
(chorus)
i be m*st*rbating
y’all be f*ckin hating
i be m*st*rbating
y’all be f*ckin hating
(verse 2)
i start ej*cul*ting
i begin emanc*p*ting
i just started stroking
had water at 3am (mmm) hydrating
rhyming about beating it is frustrating
my c*ck is pulsating
i just f*cked an asian b*tch, had to start translating
i told her what to do, call that dictating
finally busted, can finally start celebrating
(chorus)
i be m*st*rbating
y’all be f*ckin hating
i be m*st*rbating
y’all be f*ckin hating
(verse 3)
oh sh*t my mom walked in
straight after i begin
my mom knows it’s a sin
she gonna put me in the bin
(what r u doing)
(verse 4)
i grab the sheets
i put them over my meat
so i can’t skeet
i close out the tweet
and say i’m about to go back to sleep
(soon as she leaves)
i hope back in my seat
and opеn the tweet
and jack until i’m am complete
“arе you seriously watching p*rn by yourself”
(verse 6)
the f*ck does it look like
trynna watch two b*tches ride
got my axels moving like a bike
i’m trynna nut in one night
i wanna see two b*tches fight
accidentially saw g*y p*rn, what a big fright
(i ain”t g*y tho but)
(verse 7)
but sometimes it”s enjoyable
my sperm is very employable
the p*rn isn”t even buyable
i electrocuted my d*ck with a jumper cable
(zzzzz zzzz zzz zap)
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