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permit to carry - lil beaters lyrics

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permit to carry
i’m shootin’ them fairy’s
and shootin’ them berry’s
and poppin them’ cherries
a g*y guy named tarry
got shot in the face and he
now gettin buried

the k!llin’ was scary
it made people wary
i’m takin a ferry
and shootin canary’s
these jingle b*lls merry
i’m bout to get married
to a jew named gary
that dude really harry

my faucet is runnin’
my oven is on and
i don’t really care cause i’m lovin’ the thrill
not payin’ my bills
skippin’ my pills
diabetes is for wimps and the frail
got lean to spill
i’m fittin’ to chill
watch dr.phil
take some advil
makin’ a quilt
in a saw mill
with an old ass grill

wine to distill
from the back of goodwill
and this lines at a standstill
b*tch i need a refill
belong in a landfill
runnin’ on your treadmill
doin’ dirty g*y b*tt stuff with a drill

(but that’s just how it is. if my gun’s yaint’d out a

ammo i’dda already shooted dis biatch) (yuhueet)

this lady at home
she smokin’ the dope
probly’ gettin probed
call me xenophobe
aliens to unrobe
stabbin’ her holes
temporal lobe
gettin’ all smoked
my b*lls are a globe
or so she thinks so
new frontal lobe
she dumb as a post

bank account gettin ripped
credit card chip
stealin’ my sh*t
counterfeit
guilt trip
takin’ a trip
on tabacki’ i dipped
stole me a whip
and went back home
touched my own nip
and spanked it to pow’n’
thinking bout lady’s
that i never knew
like that d*mn maid
cash register hoe

need me a bargaining chip (ayy)
bout’ to abandon ship (ayy)
k!llin’ that guy was a cinch (ayy)
but i ain’t about to get snipped (in prison)
buy me a gun to equip (aay)
of low craftsmanship (ayy)
need me a passenger ship (ayy)
a one way ticket outta here (ayy)

permit to carry
allergic to dairy
jerkin mcflurry
i’m p*ssin’ on birdies
bout to get spanked
robbin’ a bank

gang rapin’ a dyk*
stole me a tank
goin to prison
gettin shanked
got me a huge ass body fulla sw*nk

(you betta’ not drop the soap, dis gooooood prison we got

solid gold soap in hey’a, l!ck your own assh0l* from the

inside)

lyin’ on the road
shootin’ a load
blowin’ some smoke
raped and choked
thrown off a boat
get my dong blowed
prison is low
can’t wait to go home
to my favorite abode

d*ck bout to corrode
load meltin’ like snow
l!ckin’ a toad
ass overflowed
mouth full of gold
d*ck in my hole
crotch gettin mowed
watch out for the chode

(keet yeet) (peep beep) (i have a real permit that

allows me to carry, and otherwise use for self defense

a handgun in the event that danger, or an otherwise

hazardous situation involving another person who is

considered to be armed and dangerous, happens to occur

within my general vicinity.) (loud ass moan)

- lil beaters lyrics

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