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fuck the police (literally) - lil barnacle lyrics

[intro]
just ’cause i look nice, you think i ain’t for real?
the numbers, what do they mean?

[verse 1: lil barnacle]
f*ck the police, literally
i’m gonna put my d*ck in the deputy
i put my d*ck right where she pees
she gets on her knees and sucks my c*ck in the crown v
got the sergeant slobbing all over my kn*b
i f*cked the sheriff and then i f*cked his mom
the warden gave me a bl*wj*b
my fat d*ck in his mouth, like a corncob
like eggnog, bust in his mouth like eggnog
bullfrog, choking on my b*lls like a bullfrog
a cog in my d*ck, in her face like an a cog
big log, handcuffed while i give her my big log
and i f*cked the canine too
f*cked him in the ass and filled him with my goo
then i ate his poo, while i smoked gas like a jew
who are you? i don’t care unless we’re gonna screw

[verse 2: uncle ron]
f*ck the police, cumming straight from my c*ck
i shot the sheriff with my cum and made the deputy dock
glued rubber bullets together to make a d*ld*
they said you can’t f*ck cops but we will though
play this song at a protest when you feel like you got nothin’ left
hey riot police, we’re gonna f*ck your face
and we can only cum if you spray us with mace
f*ck my ass with your gun and a nightstick
you like this? i’m old, i cum, that’s not white sh*t
you die b*tch, we b*ttf*cking twelve all night b*tch
sheriff started squealing, i can’t breathe
how’s it feel to be on the other side of things?
i wrap my c*ck around his neck for twelve minutes flat
and didn’t stop f*ckin’ till his f*ckin’ brains went splat
don’t defund the police, just f*ck the police
just f*ck the f*cking law, b*tch, literally
cl!ck it or ticket, i’m bout to give you this d*cket
don’t drink and drive, get fisted by five
fingers in your ass like you f*ck the people
here’s my d*ck’s church now prepare for the steeple
f*ck the police, figuratively
we were just kidding when we said literally
i can’t afford bail and i don’t like jail
when i went last time they kept stealing my mail
so f*ck the police, stand up for your brothers
until you get in trouble, then call your mother
[outro: uncle ron]
uncle ron here, f*ck the police in their ass

- lil barnacle lyrics

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