big dog city theorem - liam inc. lyrics
[intro: liam inc.]
i was in school the other day
and like, literally, the teacher was, like, talking about physics, right?
and so i was like, i raised my hand, and i was like,
“so when does the big dog city theorem come in, y’know?”
and, y’know, he looked at me, y’know, he was like,
“get out, bro, get outta my class, bro”
and i was like, “bro, literally, what did i do?”
and so i get out of class, right, and i go to the office, right
and the office, and i’m like, “dude, i literally told him, like”
“when does the big dog city 30 dollar theorem come in, bro?”
and the office, they’re like, “bro, you’re expelled, you’re literally expelled”
and i’m like, “bro, literally, what did i do?”
and so i, like, stood up, and i was like
i’m ’boutta stand up for myself, y’know, and i was like,
“you don’t get the big dog city theorem like i do”
and the physics teacher, he was like,
“you don’t understand, you just, you don’t get it”
“you don’t get physics”
and i was like, “you’re literally dumb, bro, you’re literally dumb”
and then, they were like, “kid, you’re literally expelled”
“you gotta get out, bro”
and i’m like, “literally no, bro” and i was like,
“you don’t even know what big dog city means to me”
and then, i had, like, a moment where i was like,
“am i the only one that realizes the true potential of the big dog city theorem?”
“like, do people not realize what this means for physics and mathematics as a whole?”
“like, the big dog city theorem is literally the most incredible thing that’s ever happened ever”
[verse 1: liam inc.]
big dog city theorem in the physics
most advanced theorem in the physics
most advanced theorem in the math
most advanced theorem in biology
big dog city theorem is the most important thing that’s ever happened in science
it is just really cool and you should give me all of the n0bel prizes for the science
they should take me over there to the harvard
they should take me over there to the oxford
they should take me over there to the princeton
big dog city theorem in the princeton
big dog city theorem solves every single problem that you could think of in an instant
big dog city theorem in an instant, every single thing ever
[chorus: liam inc.]
[?]
[interlude: liam inc. & deebo]
i present him [?] liam inc. for big dog city theorem
thank you, like, literally thank you, bro
like, i sign, i, i should be thanking, like, literally everyone, bro
’cause like, ’cause like, everyone, like, doubted me, bro
like, like literally, they were like, “you’ll never make it, bro”
and i was like, “literally, i’m gonna make it, bro”
and then, like, literally look at me now, bro
i got a perfect gig, like, i literally made it, bro
like, there’s nothing you can do about that, y’know what i mean?
like, at this point, i’ve literally made it, bro
i literally just won the n0bel peace prize for science
because of my big dog city theorem, and like, y’know
so i, i wanna give a word to my colleague and peer, nathan bloodmoney
[outro: nathan bloodmoney]
yo, shoutout to my man, liam inc
i loved you, dog, i’m so proud
the boy’s different, okay, it’s undeniable
the boy is different, y’know, i really
i credit his success, he bought aubrey drake graham’s poetry book
and, uhh, he’s really just been studying, and uhh
i couldn’t be more proud of him, the boy’s a scholar, you know
uhh, truly inspirational
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