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spider-man: homecoming (the musical) - lhugueny lyrics

[intro: lhugueny as tony stark, lhugueny as peter parker]
thanks so much for the suit mr stark
that wasn’t a hug, i was just trying to open the door for you. now get the h*ll out of my car

[verse 1: lhugueny as peter parker, whiteny di stefano as misty]
landed an internship in the superhero field
fought captain america and stole his shield
but now the hype passed, feel bored and useless
can’t just sit on my b*tt, mr stark shoulda knew this
happy hogan is my point of contact
but that’s it, no avengers contract
pester happy, day in, day out
and be a vigilante, swinging about
who’s bike is this? i’ll just leave it here
left a note that i saved it, just so we’re clear
stopped a d*ck from robbing a car
that’s his car!
uhhh, oops… sorry
look at those punks with hero masks
trying rob an atm with glowy packs
i facеd all four and tried to stop
’til they blew up thе sandwich shop
[chorus: lhugueny as tony stark]
his powers are sweet
his suit’s so lit
he kicks b*tt, though he’s just a kid
swings off his feet
fists with hard hits
people wonder if he’s just a myth
his powers are sweet
his suit’s so lit
he kicks b*tt, though he’s just a kid
he’s like a son
next of kin
if he has too much fun, i’ll discipline
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man

[verse 2: lhugueny as peter parker, lhugueny as tony stark]
got a crush on liz, she’s into spider*man
reveal myself at her party, that’s the plan
but then birdman, or vulture, whatever his name is
throws me in a lake, but thanks to tony, i live
go to d.c. with the decathlon team
but had to bail to follow toomes and his evil scheme
i goofed, got locked in and karen laughed
barely enough time to save my friends in the shaft
tried to stop him again on the staten island raft
the chitauri gun lost control and ripped the ship in half…
you’ve been a bad boy give me back that suit
take liz to the dance but i’m shocked to see
that her dad is the villain, how the heck could that be?
ditch liz at the dance to take her daddy down
shocker ambushes me, but ned makes him bound
[interlude: whitney di stefano as a teacher, lhugueny as ned]
what are you doing?
uuuuhhhhh, watching… fart… p*rn

[chorus: lhugueny as tony stark]
his powers are sweet
his suit’s so lit
he kicks b*tt, though he’s just a kid
swings off his feet
fists with hard hits
people wonder if he’s just a myth
his powers are sweet
his suit’s so lit
he kicks b*tt, though he’s just a kid
he’s like a son
next of kin
if he has too much fun, i’ll discipline
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man

[bridge: lhugueny as the vulture]
i’m not a bad guy
i got screwed by the government
my business tanked
so i had to supplement
stole some tech
it just fell from the sky
got a family to feed
so i have to try
if i rob this plane i’ll be set for life
just luxury vacations with my blinged out wife
why did parker come along and ruin my plan?
spend my life in prison, liz will never understand
[outro: lhugueny as tony stark, whitney di stefano as aunt may, ]
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man
spi*i*i*i*ider*man, spi*i*i*i*ider*man
what the f*ck?!

- lhugueny lyrics

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