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hillary vs trump 2016 presidential debate song - lhugueny lyrics

[intro]
in light of this election’s polls being so close
i’ve decided to switch my vice presidential candidate with someone more relatable with our country’s next generation of young people: miss taylor swift
it seems like crooked hillary is exploiting the hashtag hiddleswift break up to appeal with youth voters
well then, i suppose i’ll fight fire with fire and do the same
pence, i love you. but i’m sorry, you’re fired
let me introduce you to my new running mate: the avengers character that you love to hate, mr. tom hiddleston

[chorus]
all these democrats, all these republicans, this election’s whack as f*ck!
all these democrats, all these republicans, this election’s whack as f*ck!
[verse 1]
the name rodham, how obtuse!
a euphemism for being hung like a moose
the irony of which she doesn’t eat meat
keeps the fact that she’s a carpet muncher quite discreet
shady should be her middle name
founding isis is her claim to fame
she gave obamacare to mexican rapists
then billed the middle class, how horribly tasteless

[verse 2]
trump’s mouth is less faithful than a hooker’s v*g*n*
outsourcing his merch to a factory in china
not all problems can be solved with bricks
building a wall is the solution of a big, fat pr*ck
trump is bad, his comments are ignorant
his supporters are deplorables, angry, intolerant
racist, xenophobic, s*xist, islamophobic
hateful, h0m*phobic, grumpy, arachophobic

[verse 3]
i’ll be single forever. bfs are a free promotion
i am really smart and clever. i know how to build commotion
i’ll give hillary a vote spike, she needs it, trump proved she’s a [?]
let’s make a trend: calvin’s big, fat pr*ck dwarfed tom hiddleston’s tiny d*ck
[outro]
that’s enough!
enough of these trivial distractions
it’s time to focus on what really matters
that’s right! let’s make america great again (*gun shot*)

you stupid, ugly cows
i am your ruler now
loki, dictator of planet earth! kneel!!!
(*moaning*)
what in the nine realms is that infernal sound of disobedience?

- lhugueny lyrics

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