we need a dog - lex lumpkin & gabrielle nevaeh green lyrics
[lex lumpkin]
susan, patricia, mom, mom
glad you could join us, sit
[gabrielle nevaeh green]
please sit
[mom]
honey, what’s all this about?
[glozell green]
you two have school tomorrow
[lex]
well, you told us if we wanted something we had to make a compelling argument
[gabrielle]
indeed you did
[lex]
so this evening, we’ve prepared a presentation to convince you, the best parents in the world, that we need a dog
[lex & gabrielle]
we need a dog
we need a dog, please
we need a dog
we need a dog, please
we need a dog
we need a dog, please
we need a dog
[gabrielle]
first slide!
[lex]
humans benefit from animal companions
and we all know he’d be a better friend than brandon
studies show that dogs promote an active lifestyle
[gabrielle]
he’d be fluffy!
[lex]
and don’t you wanna see your son smile?
a dog will prove that i can take responsibility
[gabrielle]
we’ll name it bob
[lex]
he’d be a member of our family
now i know what you’re thinking, but i’m already one step ahead
[gabrielle]
next slide!
you’re probably thinking that a dog will cause you extra stress
he’d chew the furniture and rip apart your favorite dress
[glozell]
(that’s my dress!)
[lex]
p–ping here, p–ping there, p–py everywhere
then we’d get bored after a week and leave it in your care
[gabrielle]
(probably)
[lex]
but i’m prepared, i’m well aware it’s not a piece of cake
[gabrielle]
(nope)
[lex]
you’re not convinced, may i present the actions i will take?
take him on walks
[gabrielle]
(twice)
[lex]
go to the park
[gabrielle]
(the park)
[lex]
teach him to sit
[gabrielle]
(good boy)
[lex]
make sure he don’t bark
[gabrielle]
(howl!)
[lex]
sleep in my bed
[gabrielle]
(cuddles)
[lex]
make sure he’s fed
[gabrielle]
(kibble)
[lex]
go to the vet
[gabrielle]
(you’re driving)
[lex]
lint roll the shed
[gabrielle]
(you’re welcome)
[lex]
(okay)
[lex & gabrielle]
we need a dog
we need a dog, please
give me a dog, give me a dog, give me a dog, jeez
we need a dog
we need a dog, please
we need a dog, give me a dog, give me a dog, jeez
[lex]
now introducing a special guest to help, you all know him well
he’s the youngest, the cutest, and he’s definitely your favorite even though you never admit it, please put your hands together for young dylan!
[young dylan]
what up, fam
it’s me, young dylan
i’m the favorite of all your children
we all know i make you listen
but i’m out here on a different mission
dogs are cool, but they don’t fly, yo
got me askin’ how and why though (why?)
get up here on my bandwagon
’cause young dyl, he wants a dragon
i want a dragon
i want a dragon, please
i want a dragon
give me a dragon now
[lex]
oh, okay
that is not at all what we discussed, dylan
now go away before you make things worse
[dylan]
dragon, think about it
[lex]
sorry for that off-topic interruption
thank you kindly for your time
[gabrielle]
(dog)
[lex & gabrielle]
bark! bark! bark!
[glozell]
you present many valid points
[mom]
yes, but honey, dogs are expensive
they need food, toys, extra care
which is why we think:
[glozell & mom]
you need a job
you need a job, please
you need a job
you need a job, please
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