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why can't santa (give presents to the little jewish children) - lewberger lyrics

[keith habersberger]
why can’t santa give presents to the little jewish children?
all the little jewish girls and boys
so sad for santa, no presents for the little jewish babies
even though it’s a jewish baby’s birthday
i mean, really? when you look at it
what does santa even have to do with god’s baby?
i’m basically just a wizard of joy
oh, how i wish i had eight nights to give out all these toys
i hate to see another jewish chimney missed
the only thing on santa’s christmas list
are some jewish kids to bring some gifts to
even if that’s not what they’re used to

[alex lewis & hughie stone fish, keith habersberger]
if santa could fly down a kosher chimney
and place gifts beneath the menorah (ho, ho, ho, ho)
he’d spin a dreidel with bubbie and zadie
and pick us up and dance the horah
i’m tired of cookies and milk in my dreams (ooh*ooh)
i’m getting fat on latkes and sour cream (ooh*ooh)
let’s add santa on into hannukah
i’ll even put on a santa yarmulke

[lewberger]
’cause jews like cheer, jews like joy
even when it’s coming from a big old goy
santa claus is coming
on dasher, on dancer, on prancer and cupid
gifts for one religion seems plain ol’ stupid
santa is a hottie and as long as you’re not naughty
you should get a little gift because the presents made the party
santa claus is coming
santa claus is coming
santa claus is coming to the jewish neighborhood in town
[keith habersberger, spoken]
happy birthday to the most famous jewish baby

[lewberger]
latkes and cream, hey

- lewberger lyrics

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