channel 16 (freecreditreport.com) - less than jake lyrics

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
it’s all because some hacker stole my identity
now i’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

should’ve gone to freecreditreport.com (yee*haw)
i could’ve seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t*shirts