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everybody drinks and drives in heaven - leslie stevens lyrics

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everybody drinks and drives in heaven
they don’t care if you drink and drive in heaven
mother mary, jesus, too
washington and martin luther
everybody drinks and drives in heaven

other laws apply in heaven
but you can drink and drive up in heaven
most other laws but not this one
you have to agree that it’s kind of fun
if you get a chance to drink and drive in heaven

and when it rains it rains champagne in heaven
jack and c0ke mixed with cocaine in heaven
when you crash your car and meet your death
the angels all have whiskey breath when they bring you up
to drink and drive in heaven

they don’t have no hangovers in heaven
no headaches and no hangovers in heaven
so get hammered and go to bed
wake up feeling like a saint instead
take a shot, go to work in heaven

yes, it’s true, you have to work in heaven
yes, you’re drunk, but you’ll be working up in heaven
someone’s got to build the roads, someone’s got to man the tolls
mother mary, jesus, too
washington and martin luther
drinking and driving and working up in heaven

oh, and they don’t have no duis in heaven
they don’t have no state lines up in heaven
no condoms, no birth control
cause everybody’s dead, you know
driving like a bat out of h-ll up in heaven

oh yes, everybody gets f-cked up
and everybody gets a sippy cup
that always runneth over up in heaven
amen

- leslie stevens lyrics

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