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hershey’s vs nestle. delicious rap battles of treats. - legend57 lyrics

[intro: announcer (updoggo), hater’s dad]
be careful what you type on the internet, boy
i don’t have any guns to protect us
delicious rap battles of treats!
hershey’s!
vs
nestlé!
begin!

[verse 1: hershey’s]
oh, h*llo nestlé!
and welcome to my “chocolate world” now!
don’t try to test me or you’ll succumb to our chocolate swirls now
and we’ve worked on the facts, dude
to put your b*tt on the run (hershey’s! hershey’s!)
jerking off in a bathroom (whistle)
is how i like to have fun! (hershey’s! hershey’s!)

[verse 2: nestlé (superthingsoncups)]
nestlé gеtting serious
let me talk my sh*t
i don’t givе a f*ck about you, you b*tch
hershey’s is g*y
no one gives a sh*t
everything about hershey’s it stinks
counting up and bustin’ down
lemme bring you to the ground, nothing can stop me now
i got a 444, b*tch, get on the floor
walk you to the back just to show you out the door
oh!
i’m not talking pastries, but i’m rolling in the dough!
lock you in my bas*m*nt, b*tch, i don’t do this for show!
collect your gang, infinite pain
smarties fall from the ceiling like rain!
[bridge: announcer (updoggo), 911 dispatcher]
that gumdrop bop was a delight!
but hold on tight!
here comes a new rapper to ‘pop rock’ the mic!
re*introducing…
m&m’s!
911, what’s your emergency?

[verse 3: m&m’s, 911 dispatcher, announcer]
i’d like to report a martin d. anderson
he lives at 4312, oakway road and he’s going crazy
he’s stocked up on guns and he’s threatening to k!ll everyone on the block
you’re gonna need a full swat team to get this guy
i’m telling you, it’s serious business (okay)
we’ll have a team going down there right away sir, thank you
five minutes later!

[police officer, hater’s dad]
this is the police!
what did you do?
come out with your hands up!
officers!
he’s reaching! light him up!
great work everyone. make sure to turn your body cameras back on

[instrumental break]
[outro: terminator, angry video game nerd & nostalgia critic]
hey guys, i’m here to announce the lightning round!
you know what’s bullsh*t? having to rap you
like the games that i review, you’re a thing of the past, dude!
with your not*so*awesome documents
looks like your crew remembers it so you don’t “have to”!
i wish that this wacky nerd could take me back to the past
before i endured your sh*tty raps that absolutely suck ass!
(that’s why i love nestlé crunch!)

- legend57 lyrics

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