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enderman - lealty lyrics

[skit: mumbo jumbo]
h*llo this is mumbo
um, i just spent some time listening to the track
it’s pretty bad isn’t it?
that is pretty bad
vrrrr uh i don’t know what to say goodbye

[intro: steve]
look who joined
hes unbanned?
steve just joined
what’s our plan?
look who joined, look who joined
look who joined, look who joined
look who joined, look who joined
look who joined
(da*da*da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(da*da*da, da, da, da, da)

[verse 1: steve]
well, look what the dark sp*wned in
little zombie with a trident
came running round the corner while i’m mining
on a chicken that it was riding
still a default (it’s him)
building vaults in the basalt
to assault grian’s eyes like i’m
throwing in salt
call me mumbo jumbo (what?)
illmango
ya’ll redstone
and i don’t gotta open lan to activate my cheats
don’t need n.b.s to craft my beats
i’m up there right next to the elites
try to crit me out, i can’t be beat
if i was to ask for mr beast
gaming if they’d let me pvp
would i really get any prize money?
probably not but i’m glam unbanned like
[chorus: steve]
joining, joining the server
(generating) i’m a professional griefer
joining, joining the server
(generating, boom) bomb your base like a creeper

[verse 2: steve]
now back in the days of beta
when every single base had an elevator
you were labeled an innovator, if you cobbled up a generator
but now bury villagers for later i’m labeled an exploitative player
maybe, but ill still crit hit their babies if their parents have a book
they don’t wanna trade me
cuz the way mojang sees (what?)
big updates are scary (true)
so keep lagging your pc’s
with endangered species (woo! brownie points!)
so when i joined in this game
it did seem quite disjointed and lame
but it feels like
my presence has
added pizzaz
look what you peasants have
barely got slabs
got five diamond stacks napping in sacks
shulkerbox backpacks
with speed potions packed
i’ve been sprinting at full speed
and that’s why
i get two dubs
like double taps
could’ve voted for crabs
instead we have
dog armor that save them from cr*p
i crouch over that trap
turn your back
eat a chorus plant (wheres he at?!)
[chorus: steve]
joining, joining the server
(generating) i’m a professional griefer
joining, joining the server
(generating, boom) bomb your base like a creeper

[bridge: steve]
sometimes i wonder what the old steve would say
(if what?) if he could see the way the game updates
(look at this game) he’d probably say that everything is ooh!
(don’t @ me!) what’s my name, what’s my name? (i am steve)

[verse 3: steve]
so, how many actors wanna play as me?
getting paid bank to wear blue t’s
and that’s why these words sting, just like you were being playing 1.15
in the mine leaning back my seat
blowing this track up with c4*18
in my chainmail mining
somehow operating with 1000 ping
i gotta pet ocelot
wants to be a cat but it growls a lot
like a mother flippin’ slow falling pot try to get on my level but you can’t catch up
how can i /party you?
when even wardens i’m an army to
i raid temples just to burn the loot
and tame a group of pandas with their own bamboo
screw that!
if i think that sh*t, i’ma build that sh*t
kicking me? what? okay, that’s it, go ahead, notch, kick
cv dev, you d*cksoft sellout, twitter drama head
and i’ll probably get banned for that
(yup) but you can all get dataleaked in fact
leak notch, leak jeb, leak agnes, leak me, leak you, leak the other skins they’re trash! (dox ’em!)
they can disscon* (bye)
then get p*ssed on
cosplay on
call it minecon
you got dissed on
but can’t we let bygones be bygones
cuz you never gon see me
caught sleeping although i gave it a try i was too nearby
like an endermite sp*wning
enderman seething i joined in the server as quick as i’m leaving, like

- lealty lyrics

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