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greg heffley vs anne frank - lazy polar bear lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
greg heffley
versus
anne frank

begin

[verse 1: greg heffley]
oh gross
battling you is worse than being around fregley
but just like your face, this match is gettin’ ugly
spit attacks so fast, you will n-z- them coming
anne frankly, i got you cornered
so you can’t hit the ground running
it’s a good thing you never grew up
weinerschnitzel eater
with all of those guests, you couldn’t have van daan anything with peter
-n-lyze these fatal words and you’ll die from concentration
come out and meet the fate of your tiny little nation

[verse 2: anne frank]
how typical of you to treat ladies this way
but you’re a chicken who won’t get a chick
and that’s all i have to say
you’re no good at pimping, as any girl can see
right now, you must feel awkward just talking to me
a disgrace to all people, a wannabe weirdo
and just to be here, you’d have an amster-d-mn large ego
loser, you’re less cool than your fat friend, rowley
i’ll shoot this wuss blankly, you can call me annie oakley

[verse 3: greg heffley]
you don’t scare me
i can face anyone without panic
you hide from your problems by living in an attic
you’re such a rodrick, you’re so frickin’ over hyper
i’ve heard better cr-p from manny while he had a loded diper
after this battle, your family won’t be the only thing you’ve lost
because your raps are worse than the entire holocaust

[verse 4: anne frank]
you wimpy kid, you’re the sole definition of a dork
i would slap the cr-p outta pigs like you, but i’m not allowed to touch pork
you try to get rich and popular, but you’ll never beat my posthumous fame
like the rest of your stick-figure family, i guess you were just born lame

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- lazy polar bear lyrics

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