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things are gonna be changing around here - lauren rubin & kevin spirtas lyrics

[fred, spoken]
honey, i don’t understand
this morning you were a doting, loving wife
you made me breakfast, you got me coffee
and you gave me a goodbye kiss
now you’re like someone i’ve never met before
now, get me a beer and let’s kiss and make up
because i’ve got some important work to do for the government!

[joyce, spoken]
fred, try and get this into your thick skull
i’m not broiling you a steak
i am not getting you a beer
and i am certainly not kissing you
i’m afraid you’ll have to get used to the nеw me, fred
’cause shе’s not going away anytime soon

[fred]
what happened to the girl i married?
she doesn’t seem to be here
what happened to my perfect wife?
oh, when did she disappear?
where is the girl who loved and adored me?
where is the girl who never ignored me?
where is the girl who always knew what to say?
where is that girl and why did she go away?
[joyce]
dearest, darling
why don’t you shut your mouth?
sweetheart, pumpkin
your life is going south
no more house that sparkles and gleams
will i broil your steak? in your dreams
sorry, fred, but i get the bed
and you’re on the couch, my dear
things are gonna be changing around here

[fred, spoken]
honey, are you listening to yourself?

[joyce, spoken]
yes, i hear me loud and clear. do you?

[fred]
what happened to the girl i married?
she never acted like this
what happened to the girl who smiled
and greeted me with a kiss?
where is the girl who’d nurture and need me?
where is the girl who’d comfort and feed me?
where is the girl who’d bring me an ice*cold beer?
where is that girl and who is this stranger here?
[joyce]
honey, dumpling
guess who has found her voice?
lover, sweet cheeks
you’ve got a brand*new joyce
no more joyce at your beck and call
no more joyce to give you her all
sorry, fred, the old joyce is dead
so go get your own d*mn beer
things are gonna be changing around here

[fred]
i feel like my wife is possessed
i feel like she’s under a spell
she’s like someone i’ve never met before

[joyce]
oh, fred, please don’t be such a pest
joyce is coming out of her sh*ll
if you can’t get used to it—there’s the door

[fred]
maybe i’ll go—i might leave you flat

[joyce]
oh well, goodbye, ta ta, and all that
[fred & joyce]
where is the girl who used to love me baby, snook*ms
lie by my side all night long? time to be moving on
who is this girl who’s cold as ice sugar, peanut
and when did it all go wrong? that girl you want is gone
who is this girl just be calm
who mocks me and baits me? don’t bellow and bray
who is this girl no emotions
who scorns me and hates me? please, they’re passé
why can’t the old joyce sorry, fred
magically reappear? the life that you led is history now, it’s
what a predicament clear

[fred & joyce]
don’t want things to be changing things are gonna be changing

[fred & joyce]
around here

- lauren rubin kevin spirtas lyrics

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