a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

lost in austen - lauren flans lyrics

Loading...

[verse 1]
yo, i respect the work of jane austen, b-tch
her use of pastoral -n-logy is f-ckin’ rich
her grasp on male/female relationships was second-to-none
though she herself was never married – that’s some irony, son!

born in…
[cl-ss:] north hampshire, england!
…to a father who preached
she pioneered the technique of indirect free speech
you want more insight into her real life? man, that’s okay –
netflix becoming jane with anne hathaway

[verse 2]
if i had lived in her time, i hope we woulda hung out
she woulda seen the real me, she’d get what i’m all about
i wouldn’t f-ck her ‘cause she’d be more like a sister to me
someone in whom i could confide my insecurity
i f-ck b-tches, wear bling, pimp out my car, see?
but i’m frontin’ like wickham – in my heart i’m mr. darcy!

yo, i wish i‘d been born into a gentler time
our lack of chivalry in this age is a f-cking crime
like say you wanna hump a girl until she’s ready to burst?
yo – how about checkin’ with her father first? ugh!

[hook]
better get me a roadmap, y’all. i’m getting’ lost in austen

[verse 3]
you prefer charlotte bronte? you’re a f-ckin’ hick!
all three bronte sisters can suck my d-ck!
‘cause i don’t care if you’re black, puerto rican, or caucasian –
all of us can learn a lesson from persuasion

these shorties be up on my jock; it’s k!llin’ me
i’d rather take a bath with sense and sensibility
as for my favorite heroine, ain’t no dilemma
check it: last name woodhouse –
[cl-ss:] first name emma!

so respect, motherf-cker – sit your -ss in that chair
let jane transport you to a world where you’ll have nary a care
‘cause i don’t give a sh-t how many hoes it may be costin’
b-tches, be gone – i’m gettin’ lost in austen

[hook]
ugh…crumpets…novels

- lauren flans lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular

Loading...