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country pug - larsen godfrey lyrics

[verse 1]
there was a sheriff ’round these parts
he kept the piece and upheld the law
with an iron will, and with a curly tail
he kept an eye on all that he saw

left looked the one eye, while the other shot to the right
with big bug eyes, it meant he had 360 degrees of sight
now one wrong step would flip the switch from a good ol’ boy to a sunnuva b*tch
when country pug is on patrol
alley cats you best roll

[chorus]
steely aviators conceal your flyin’ eyes
no squirrel would darе to cross the pug for they’d meet their dеmise
with lucy by his side, to the golf cart they must ride
just another perfect day
for a country pug

[verse 2]
now one day at the homestead
i was acting deputy
i had my bb gun in the one hand
and in the other, a quarantini
my job was nice and simple
just try to keep an eye out for the bird feeder
and sure enough, it was just my luck
something was approaching nearer
i said, “there’s a squirrel” and i drew my sights
the white in its eyes was plain to see
the trigger itched, and it almost freed
but country pug spoke up to me

he said, “now while they seem to be messing with us
let’s think about the root behind all the fuss
they’re only tryna get just a little bite
but that’s not enough to take a whole life
i mean, what if you found yourself in that mess
thespian, haven’t you seen les mis?”

*sigh*

“yes,” i says, “i’ve seen les mis
but there’s still something that don’t quite sit
those squirrels are hungry now for more than a snack
they’re scaring the birds off to never come back
those squirrels are bullies, so wouldn’t it be fair
to only shoot ’em with a bb once in the tail?”

in country pug’s wise demeanor
the words he spoke could not be clearer
in all his years and experience
the words hung in the air like the morning mist
he said “yeah you could shoot ’em in the tail, that’s fine
that’s actually what i was going to suggest
just tryna scare ’em is all”

with the authority of the country pug we brought the copper hammer down
the squirrels they turned their furry tails and high*tailed it outta town
(outta town)

[chorus]
steely aviators conceal your flyin’ eyes
no squirrel would dare to cross the pug for they’d meet their demise
with lucy by his side, to the golf cart they must ride
just another perfect day

[verse 3]
a stranger wandered into town
the strangest he’d ever seen
with equally distinctive eyes and claws that’d cut ya clean
it was a cat named boss and he ran a gang
or, so that’s what i heard
but he sounded like trouble to the country pug
so he went to go give him a word

he said “now you listen here you alley cat
you’re trouble, but ya already knew that
i’m not one to go splitting hairs
but you’d scratch up all of my favorite chairs
you’d leave the house in such a ragged mess
so boss, i think that it would be best
if you packed your things and hit the road
so maybe i can get some rest”
first there was a hiss, and then a scratch
then paws and claws flew in a flash
the cat struck first but the pug stood strong
head*b*tt him like a ram down to the lawn
they drew up dust and a cloud of mud
no clue who’s winnin’ this clash with the pug
when they stumbled back to catch their breath
and to plan out their next attacks, when

all of a sudden, now what should appear
but a little fat squirrel with a beady*eyed stare
he was pointin’ and laughin’ at the tussle they’d stirred
he found it quite funny and a little absurd
*laugh*
well, they looked at each other
didn’t even need to say a word

both country pug and alley cat sent that squirrel right up a tree
they soon discovered that they had more in common than it seemed
they both like nappin’ out in the sun
they shared their toys and had some good fun
two best friends, they had become
from cold*blooded enemies
instead they chose peace, yeah

[outro]
*country pug barks*

- larsen godfrey lyrics

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