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endurcareer - landon lyrics

[intro]
h-llo internet
i think you prankster-gangsters out there are really gonna enjoy this solid meme
it’s definitely, you know i’m no drake, but i think you’re going to like this a lot, especially you vurb
right, let’s go for 10 likes, no more than 10 or i’ll sue you guys, subscribe if you’re new
last thing i’m gonna say#ripvurb

[verse 1]
hey vurb, don’t you think it’s pretty weird
that before me asking what’s a vurb no one had a clue
yeah it’s true, i invented you, look at what you do
then look at me, i’m invincible, i taught you every move
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
and, pug
hold up
why you tryna diss me every single chance you get
you lunatic, yeah i’m gonna let the world know
about your greatest secret yeah you’re body pillow
yikes!
your pokimane body pillow (oh my god)

[interlude 1]
no lie this guy actually has a body pillow of pokimane
oh and vurb what about the time i came to england to see you, my online internet best friend, i get there and you ghost me for a week straight, dawg

[verse 2]
and now you’re tryna roast me
but listen up vurb closely
before i chop you like an oak tree
why are you so scared of what’s above your own nose
go outside for once, don’t be a ghost
you’re saying that they unsubscribed
that i’m in the red
they should throw me in the coffin, cause my channel’s dead
that i’m bad with girls, well i guess you’re right
sike!
hit or miss, huh
you’ve never ever had a girl, they’ve never kissed ya
you’re shooting shots at your king
well you missed bruh
7 out of 10 not even impressed, nah
hit or miss, huh
you’ve never ever had a girl, how ridiculous
and i have more plaques than you’ll ever get

[interlude 2]
you know what i’m done, hey cut the tape, cut it
sike!
you’d think i’d really do you guys like that, what?
nah, nah honestly this is just a good meme, i’ve just been playing around kinda like with sounds
but now, let’s get in some real roasts

[verse 3]
d-mn mugsy
vurb, i’m the g.o.a.t
the greatest you know
don’t waste my d-mn time, and stop tryna boast
i turn you to toast, i’m your lifeline
i give you the views, i give you the clout, there’s no doubt
i gave you the subs for that plaque on your gram
the one you can never stop bragging about
vurb, i have three (yeah, yeah)
you only have one (ayy!)
don’t get me started man, you should work out, pug go for a run
try to be more confident, try to be less toxic
to scared to use a face-cam, but all you want to do is talk s—
your like a common tac, i’m like a golden scar
ya, pug without me, your, your not going far
try to move out your momma’s house
try to get a girlfriend, try to get your life straight
don’t backstab your friends

[outro]
everything i’ve told you in this vurb, i’ve told you before in the past, when you’ve asked for help and like situations
so, if you make another diss track, i’m not responding, i’d just be repeating myself
because obviously, you’re just a pug, and i’m the kid you walk with

- landon lyrics

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